for Hooch the bacon king

[Flagstaff Jess]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Omigod....the only thing grosser than eating a cooked pig with his head still on would be eating someone's pet pig that is still alive!  Yuck, man!

I'd keep that pet piggy away from Hippie Jerry - lord only knows what he'd do with it!

[Hooch]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

[Flagstaff Jess]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

[Hooch]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

I have several highly offensive responses that I'll just let go and instead turn the topic back to your exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show. 

[Flagstaff Jess]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

I have several highly offensive responses that I'll just let go and instead turn the topic back to your exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show. 

No darlin' that would be YOUR exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show.  I'm just the designer.  You be the model!

[TellurideTom]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

I have several highly offensive responses that I'll just let go and instead turn the topic back to your exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show. 

No darlin' that would be YOUR exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show.  I'm just the designer.  You be the model!

Just watch out where and when it explodes.

[Hooch]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

I have several highly offensive responses that I'll just let go and instead turn the topic back to your exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show. 

No darlin' that would be YOUR exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show.  I'm just the designer.  You be the model!

I'd eat myself naked!

[TellurideTom]

My dog's favorite treat.... "Beggin' strips" (made from real bacon).

Watch where you put that sausage (oh, that's off topic too.... but not as much as salmon)

[Flagstaff Jess]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

I have several highly offensive responses that I'll just let go and instead turn the topic back to your exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show. 

No darlin' that would be YOUR exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show.  I'm just the designer.  You be the model!

I'd eat myself naked!

If you did that you'd be a dead ringer for winning the freebox fashion show for sure.....

Hands down, man.  You'd be the winner.  I am sure in all the history of the freebox fashion show no entraints have actually eaten their costume on the runway.

You might frighten some of the little children though.....

[landshark]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

What was the meat fest?  I'd go for the salmons for sure especially if they were wrapped in bacon (back on topic).  But the little pig with his head still on - I am pretty sure I could not go there.

So this weekend I am Pig sitting...
A pig just showed up last weeek on my bosses porch and
it is obviously someones pet...
Does that quailfy?

Hey!!  Idea!!  Cook up some bacon and see if the little piggie likes it!!  If pigs will eat bacon then I think that proves bacon is nature's perfect food! 

That is sadistic Hooch!  You can't make the little guy an accidental cannibal!

Naughty, naughty Hooch!  No Bacon for You!

I have several highly offensive responses that I'll just let go and instead turn the topic back to your exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show. 

No darlin' that would be YOUR exploding bacon outfit for next year's fashion show.  I'm just the designer.  You be the model!

I'd eat myself naked!

If you did that you'd be a dead ringer for winning the freebox fashion show for sure.....

Hands down, man.  You'd be the winner.  I am sure in all the history of the freebox fashion show no entraints have actually eaten their costume on the runway.

You might frighten some of the little children though.....

I am dying here,,,,

[Hippie]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

Hey!  This thread is about bacon, the love of bacon, and the way bacon loves us back unconditionally!  This is not a thread about Salmon!  How about we stay topical, eh???  Ya get one ADD victim in the group and suddenly we are off on Salmon, then to bathroom plumbing, and finally proper dental hygenie techniques with a right turn at Semaphore!  Speaking of which, Semaphore is an excellent way to request more bacon at a distance without the need for yelling or a long walk across the campground!  As for Jess and her bacon outfit, we can only hope that some kind Samaritan (not necessarily from Samaria) will leave a nice slab of bacon in the Free Box right before next year's fashion show!  How do you 1-Up the furry bikini from this year's show?....with bacon!! 

Even headless salmon get their revenge somedays. We tried to wrap some bacon around this one and it latched onto Karlo's wrist until we showed it the lemon.

And it was 14 salmon per day for three days. I too am tired of looking at meat. Now bacon on the other hand...... Heading for the fridge.

[TellurideTom]

I too am tired of looking at meat. Now bacon on the other hand...... Heading for the fridge.

And I had a smoked brisket for dinner...
Tired of meat? I don't think so.

[Flagstaff Jess]

I was there Jess,
For three days of Grilling meat, meat and more meat..
I want to not see meat for a month...
Oh the Fish aren't on that grill?
We also grilled 14 whole, yet headless Salmons....

Hey!  This thread is about bacon, the love of bacon, and the way bacon loves us back unconditionally!  This is not a thread about Salmon!  How about we stay topical, eh???  Ya get one ADD victim in the group and suddenly we are off on Salmon, then to bathroom plumbing, and finally proper dental hygenie techniques with a right turn at Semaphore!  Speaking of which, Semaphore is an excellent way to request more bacon at a distance without the need for yelling or a long walk across the campground!  As for Jess and her bacon outfit, we can only hope that some kind Samaritan (not necessarily from Samaria) will leave a nice slab of bacon in the Free Box right before next year's fashion show!  How do you 1-Up the furry bikini from this year's show?....with bacon!! 

Even headless salmon get their revenge somedays. We tried to wrap some bacon around this one and it latched onto Karlo's wrist until we showed it the lemon.

And it was 14 salmon per day for three days. I too am tired of looking at meat. Now bacon on the other hand...... Heading for the fridge.

what in the name of all that is holy were you doing that required that much meat???????

i KNOW i missed something....

[Hippie]

what in the name of all that is holy were you doing that required that much meat???????

i KNOW i missed something....

We were cooking for a Festivaaal Jess, what else? You missed it 
The grill is the second stage at Dead on the Creek
We could have enjoyed the human disco ball dress, but no bacon, just pork, and lamb, and beef, and salmon.

 

[tahoe gypsy]

what in the name of all that is holy were you doing that required that much meat???????

i KNOW i missed something....

We were cooking for a Festivaaal Jess, what else? You missed it 
The grill is the second stage at Dead on the Creek
We could have enjoyed the human disco ball dress, but no bacon, just pork, and lamb, and beef, and salmon.

 

What you see in that picture is the back side of the band known as MoonAlice
they are a privately funded super band...
Jack Cassady Jefferson airplane
G.E. Smith Saturday Night Live
Pete Sears Jefferson starship, rod stuart and Jorma too!