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URL icon « Reply #15 on: May 07, 2019, 01:19:56 PM »
Even tho I grew up in Chicago, I never encountered Malort.  Perhaps I WAS raised right.

So I did a little research into it.  Here is what one site said:

"While we can (mostly) all agree that Malört tastes, um, unsavory, we can’t all seem to agree the specific way in which the liquor ravages our taste buds. Professional food and drink writers and anonymous internet commenters alike have taken on the great task of identifying Malört’s unique putridity. So we collected our favorite descriptions of this utterly un-sippable Chicago drink, for your heaving pleasure."

Unsavory?  Ravages taste buds?  Putrid?  Un-sippable?  Sounds absolutely WONDERFUL!
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URL icon « Reply #16 on: May 07, 2019, 02:04:06 PM »
Quote from: TRL on May 07, 2019, 07:57:46 AM
Quote from: BuckeyeDog on May 07, 2019, 07:51:42 AM
Quote from: MaddieRose on May 06, 2019, 06:08:04 PM
If someone is bringing Malort, is Crunchy Frog still the worst shot in Town Park?  LOL

Compared to Malort, CF is a vintage bouquet of Bacchus Cheers

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Three Strikes!! I kinda like Frog in a strange and furry kind of way. Bo and Nate got me to try their beloved Malort. It was the

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Quote from: Pass Port on May 07, 2019, 02:04:06 PM
Three Strikes!! I kinda like Frog in a strange and furry kind of way. Bo and Nate got me to try their beloved Malort. It was the

Oh no!  He died from the memory - couldn't even finish the sentence!!  You okay Paul?
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URL icon « Reply #18 on: May 07, 2019, 02:10:35 PM »
Spasm out ... it was the absolutely refreshing NOT! But Complete John's article has me leaning towards another meeting of the elixir.  huh :green :hooch
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URL icon « Reply #19 on: May 07, 2019, 02:12:08 PM »
Quote from: culasthewiz on May 07, 2019, 02:04:55 PM
Quote from: Pass Port on May 07, 2019, 02:04:06 PM
Three Strikes!! I kinda like Frog in a strange and furry kind of way. Bo and Nate got me to try their beloved Malort. It was the

Oh no!  He died from the memory - couldn't even finish the sentence!!  You okay Paul?
He was poisoned!
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URL icon « Reply #20 on: May 07, 2019, 02:20:29 PM »
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Quote from: culasthewiz on May 07, 2019, 02:04:55 PM
Quote from: Pass Port on May 07, 2019, 02:04:06 PM
Three Strikes!! I kinda like Frog in a strange and furry kind of way. Bo and Nate got me to try their beloved Malort. It was the

Oh no!  He died from the memory!!

Uh Oh, I didn't mean it Paul.  

Last year I got a group of ladies to do a shot of Malort with me (they were not impressed) and the bottle fell over. I just watched it spill for a second and pondered if I should pick it up. Unfortunately for Paul and others apparently, I saved it.  

I like the taste of the frog.  Look forward to it annually.  Not so on the Malort.

I think this year we will put a donation bucket out and you have to throw a dollar in to NOT have to take a shot of Malort. I will then bring all proceeds to Run-A-Muck so we can further support the "good" town park shot.  Wouldn't want to reward the bad behavior down in Camp Gnome Gname.

The slogans for said abhorrent liquor are pretty great though:

"Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON."
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URL icon « Reply #21 on: May 07, 2019, 02:30:43 PM »
Quote from: TheLorax27 on May 07, 2019, 02:20:29 PM
The slogans for said abhorrent liquor are pretty great though:

"Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON."

Malort, the only time you'll use CF as a palate cleanser.
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URL icon « Reply #22 on: May 07, 2019, 03:37:32 PM »
Quote from: culasthewiz on May 07, 2019, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: TheLorax27 on May 07, 2019, 02:20:29 PM
The slogans for said abhorrent liquor are pretty great though:

"Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON."

Malort, the only time you'll use CF as a palate cleanser.

“Malort: Kick your mouth in the balls.”
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URL icon « Reply #23 on: May 07, 2019, 04:11:03 PM »
How about this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU
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URL icon « Reply #24 on: May 07, 2019, 04:27:49 PM »
Quote from: BuckeyeDog on May 07, 2019, 04:11:03 PM
How about this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU

"I'd rather be buried in dort"   

"Tastes like an abortion clinic in Iceland"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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URL icon « Reply #25 on: May 07, 2019, 04:50:27 PM »
Man, the comments on that video are pure gold! And the video is classic!
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URL icon « Reply #26 on: May 08, 2019, 01:15:46 PM »
Great video, but don't stop there.  Here are "real" people enjoying the taste:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFf1m3xjjo

"Like eating a bicycle tire"
"Reminds me of syphoning gasoline"

I GOTTA get some of this stuff!!!
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URL icon « Reply #27 on: May 08, 2019, 01:18:50 PM »
Quote from: completejohn on May 08, 2019, 01:15:46 PM
Great video, but don't stop there.  Here are "real" people enjoying the taste:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFf1m3xjjo

"Like eating a bicycle tire"
"Reminds me of syphoning gasoline"

I GOTTA get some of this stuff!!!
Classic

I am counting on everyone on this thread having their time to shine with the Champagne of Pain!

Just cross the bridge into primitive and follow the smell of burning tires and shame.
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URL icon « Reply #28 on: May 08, 2019, 02:34:35 PM »


Working on a case of packable mini bottles for 2019.  They just released them and they're tarp friendly!

Also trying to get Nate one of these for rapid fire dispersal of pain:
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URL icon « Reply #29 on: May 08, 2019, 06:07:29 PM »
Quote from: kernstb on May 08, 2019, 02:34:35 PM


Working on a case of packable mini bottles for 2019.  They just released them and they're tarp friendly!

Also trying to get Nate one of these for rapid fire dispersal of pain:




Uh oh, I think this thread poked the bear.

Abort abort abort the Malort.

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