Bacon

[Pass Port]

Hey passport, for bacon 🥓 were to have an effect on Christmas babies, TBF and the bacon 🥓 cook off would have to have happened on or about March or April 25! We are humans after all not Jack Rabbits 🐰!

Pirate, I get Christmas and St. Patty's confused all the time .... both are very green

[FaceOnMars]

But what about as a side with biscuits & gravy, doesn't sausage reign king on this front?

[BuckeyeDog]

Time to start looking in the grocery store for sales on Bacon! We all need to bring 6-8 packages, at least.

I can not understand your obsession with bacon Festivarians. We have bacon too but why is it so special, isn’t it just a slice of cured pork fried and served with an egg? Ok but nothing special.

Why is it so revered?

Come on tell me the secret code.....

Why bacon?

Explain Vegemite to me and we'll go from there.

 

Bacon? Really?? This isn't some kind of secret code. You have to experience bacon! Cured pork fried with an egg!!! Come on now. That's like saying you like Paul Hoffman because he has a really cool beard. He does have a real cool beard, but you're missing out on 95% of his goodness!! Bacon is a natural whole food, it has healing properties not found in many other whole foods. It can be tooled into glassware, shot glasses are very popular. It can be fashioned into clothing! It's not just for breakfast anymore!!

It sounds like Buckeye is calling for a Town Park bacon cook off. This is where every camp cooks at least a pound of pork belly, more is always better, at a set time. The aroma that FILLS Town Park is unlike anything in your wildest dreams. The last time this was done was about 10 years ago. Trust me when I tell you that bacon has healing properties. This is when we really discovered the aphrodisiac of bacon!  Holy Cow!! Town Park had never seen so much wood! If I'm not mistaken, there were over 40 Christmas babies that year!

Bacon might even be behind the scene of the goddess walk. The motivation behind the erection support team is Bacon! Maybe those ladies have stock in pork bellies. Not sure, but what I do know is Bacon is a powerful healer!!

No matter how much you love bacon, no matter how delicious it might be, you can never, never, never compare the dreamy PH to a slice of cooked meat.

Fo Sho uh Huh

We are game to try if you bring some. 

[TheLorax27]

I'm down for a Bacon-off.  Fair warning though mine will be coming from my local butcher and it is REAL good.   

[Pass Port]

Yours might be better Lorax, but mine's not bad and I have 24 lbs! 

[TheLorax27]

Yours might be better Lorax, but mine's not bad and I have 24 lbs! 

Fair enough Paul.  When talking bacon, quantity is always a plus!

 Listening to: Annoying people around me at work. 3.5 more work days til I peace out for 2 weeks in heaven!

[MissB]

Bacon..... I love bacon.... I love Kevin Bacon! Bacon Brothers! 

 Listening to: The Kitchen Dwellers

[Australian fan]

Yours might be better Lorax, but mine's not bad and I have 24 lbs! 

You are bringing bacon AND crawfish?

You are feeding the world!

[Pass Port]

Yeah! But not together     
You'll miss the crawfish. Maybe we will save some for you

[swander99]

Yours might be better Lorax, but mine's not bad and I have 24 lbs! 

24 lbs for how many Festi-Tapers? You ARE feeding much of "middle earth" fersure, but I'm pretty sure the Festi-Gnomes will have at least that much in the Primitive Chokecherry Circle of Love, Comfort, and Jello-shots (just sayin').    Cook it good please, and don't burn the   
  here we come, T'ride!

 Listening to: my brain holler, "why aren't we in T'ride today? Like DfT is.

[Pirate Looks at --]

Yeah! But not together     
You'll miss the crawfish. Maybe we will save some for you

What, we can't have bacon wrapped Crawfish????????? That's it, I'm not coming now!

[Granny1Pibb]

Last bacon off was 2011.  Time for another.  Seems like it was on Wednesday morning.

[Pass Port]

Yours might be better Lorax, but mine's not bad and I have 24 lbs! 

24 lbs for how many Festi-Tapers? You ARE feeding much of "middle earth" fersure, but I'm pretty sure the Festi-Gnomes will have at least that much in the Primitive Chokecherry Circle of Love, Comfort, and Jello-shots (just sayin').    Cook it good please, and don't burn the   
  here we come, T'ride!

You're right Swander! We need MORE BACON so we can make a BIG circle of love 

[Pass Port]

Yeah! But not together     
You'll miss the crawfish. Maybe we will save some for you

What, we can't have bacon wrapped Crawfish????????? That's it, I'm not coming now!

Bacon wrapped oysters sounds much more festive!

[Cindy Lou]

You can't explain bacon. You just have to experience it, like an orgasm.  with an egg, geez you really DON'T know do you? I can have bacon with bacon on top, and a bacon kicker for good measure. I don't know about you Aussies, you talk funny and you don't know bacon. I feel kinda sad for you.  Bacon is the national food of the USA.

 Listening to: Phil live at TXR