Festivarian Dictionary

[UselessJo]

Festitroll - someone who patrols the forums looking for a comment from someone about something they experienced also.

Okay,okay, that's me!

Festicles - The appropiate size of your testicles after a quick dip in the stream.

That's only true if you can find them! 

[HarleyD]

Festity----Isn't this pretty self explainatory.
 

[Schleintz]

Festivitis:
          a condition that lasts through fall and winter directly resulting from lack of festival in one's diet. Side effects include; constantly re-planning next years camp, trolling the sale racks for festitire, chills when looking over pictures, and muscle weakness when one simply utters the word...FESSSTTTIVVVVAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL..........

 Listening to: Willie

[Capt. Telluride]

"Hung-chow" - when you are so hungover from the previous day that all you want to do is lay on the tarp and eat festifood all day.

Dude! I'm so hung-chow that I've eaten 2 Killer Flanks, a corndog, and a Gyro. I think I'm ready for the funnel cake

[lalagay]

Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF   

 Listening to: Dave Rawlings Machine - It's Too Easy

[HuckinFappy]

Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF   

Festivibes - the vibes festivarians send each other so good things can happen and we can all be together in June

"Dude, send Lalagay some festivibes so she can get her Visa!"

[Auntie Hope]

Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF   

Festivibes - the vibes festivarians send each other so good things can happen and we can all be together in June

"Dude, send Lalagay some festivibes so she can get her Visa!"

Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF   

Festivibes - the vibes festivarians send each other so good things can happen and we can all be together in June

"Dude, send Lalagay some festivibes so she can get her Visa!"

Example A for Lalagay!

 

[stongwrcs]

Festibummer!
Bit burning down!
Only bad thing that could happen at the TBF! Except for maybe no TP in the green space capsule when you really need it! 

[Hippie]

Festichair
–noun
1.
a seat, esp. for one person, usually using tubular steel for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms. Said festichair seat must be of a height that a basketball can not be passed under it.
2.
something that serves as a chair or supports like a chair: The two men clasped hands to make a chair for an incapacitated companion who needs to exit the Festival grounds..

Derivatives:

Festichairlift - the same assembly of people that carry incapacitated Festivarian to it's Festitent.

Use the Festichair - an activity by which a Festichairless Festivarian occupies an empty Festichair until it's owner returns

Take the festichair - used when a slighted line sitter feels angry due to unoccupied chairs. The empty festichair is ceremoniously ejected into the volleyball court.

[landshark]

festisqueel- when a huge rush comes over you ,,,, cause,,,,,,,


wait fir it,,,,,,,















scrrrrrrrroooooooooool for it....................................................





























FESSSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAALLL is right around the corner and you just cannot contain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mannnnnnn that felt good!

[lalagay]

Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF   

Festivibes - the vibes festivarians send each other so good things can happen and we can all be together in June

"Dude, send Lalagay some festivibes so she can get her Visa!"

Festanxiety: the lump-in-the-stomach, cold-chill-down-the-spine, sudden-sweat, squeeze-of-the-heart feeling you get when you envisage the possibility of not making it to next TBF   

Festivibes - the vibes festivarians send each other so good things can happen and we can all be together in June

"Dude, send Lalagay some festivibes so she can get her Visa!"

Example A for Lalagay!

 

Guys!  I'd never even noticed this! I'm sure all your festivibes had their own positive effect, even if it wasn't securing me a visa before TBF 2010. They keep the festivarian in me alive till my return for the 2011 festivities! 

festispiritism: festivating at TBF in spirit, if not in the flesh, during the year that you're obliged to sit out

[Debbiefromtucson]

Lalagay- I promise to send you lots of photos and some video via facebook and my phone to help you with your festispiritism.

[lalagay]

Awesome Debbie  that's how a little festispiritism goes a long way 

[Maineahhh]

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! (my festisqeel)


fexercise- lift-pour-lift-consume-repeat.

[ratcub]

Festifool… isn't there one every year??