BillyBeru, you're on to something, you seemed to have cracked the way to know who out of Kimy Jo or Brian is posting!
Well, having said that, all cringing bacon underwear related comments are safe to attribute to Brian, as us women have a more refined sense of humor...
And what I meant by get a topic was an analogy to when you tell teenagers to get a room when there hormones go haywire and they start getting off with each other in public... Basically, get yourselves your own thread to talk about bacon thongs instead of dragging it into every other thread on the board!
I can feel you have all this sexual-bacon tension you need to release, and that's fine. It's just to have to throw up a little bit in my mouth every time I read through a thread is slightly disturbing, and I'm not even talking about the unforgettable mental images...
Oh gosh, that and being tie dye flashed by Hippie Jerry at the PJ breakfast, I think I might need therapy...
Breathe deeply, focus on pale colors and healthy green vegetables...
That feels calmer... but so much less like Telluride!
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