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URL icon « Reply #15 on: June 02, 2009, 08:00:02 PM »

I want to back-up what Michele said... the water turned cold once on my head about 5 years ago and I can still feel the pain... It felt like someone stuck a frozen dagger directly into my brain...

Always do hair first......

Sounds like that would make you forget about any hangover you might have. EEK!
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URL icon « Reply #16 on: June 02, 2009, 08:07:21 PM »

Wilco saying;"Party in the shower  Who's bringing the patron?"
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Ron saying; "You Are !"
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   RUTT RO!
 
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URL icon « Reply #17 on: June 02, 2009, 08:08:03 PM »

Wilco saying;"Party in the shower  Who's bringing the patron?"
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And you are Too !
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URL icon « Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 08:11:51 PM »

Wilco saying;"Party in the shower  Who's bringing the patron?"
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And you are Too !


Ron's bringing the beer chasers
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URL icon « Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 08:14:36 PM »

Beer chasers? Never mind then...I'm in!   Cheers LOL  LOL  LOL
But how will we hold the limes?.....RUT RO again.
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URL icon « Reply #20 on: June 04, 2009, 07:34:36 PM »

This is simply another matter of training useless and jo....

There are two way to accomplish this particular task...

The first and, in most houses the easiest, have your partner run around and flush the toilet, turn on the dishwasher and washing machine, and start up the drip irrigation, all within 30 seconds somewhere around the 5 minute mark of your shower.

The second, which requires a bit of sneaky prep, is the gatorade method. Fill up an ice chest with ice and water, let it sit for a few minutes, and scoop a bucket of said ice water mixture. Carefully carry the bucket into the bathroom Very, VERY , quietly. Then somewhere around the 5 minute mark of the shower throw the curtain aside and hurl the ice water at your unsuspecting partner.

This is a very important ritual that will not only test the limits of your endothermic endurance but also the limits of your own interpersonal relational status, both of which are crucial to your ability to have a good festival experience.

Take this from an old eagle scout - - - Be Prepared

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URL icon « Reply #21 on: June 04, 2009, 09:01:05 PM »

Ah but there is a third method oh wise one and it will be the one we use for this trip!
It is called the"take the Gondola up to the Condo" shower routine.

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URL icon « Reply #22 on: June 04, 2009, 09:04:48 PM »

Ahhhhh patwah you are truly showing us your wisdom. So rare for one so young in festivarian years. One must always have the keys to a condo or even better, house in Telluride.

I still think the gatorade method is kinda fun.

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URL icon « Reply #23 on: June 04, 2009, 09:07:58 PM »

Ah but there is a third method oh wise one and it will be the one we use for this trip!
It is called the"take the Gondola up to the Condo" shower routine.

Just don't let Hippie know where your condo is or he might pull a number two on you Brian Evil
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URL icon « Reply #24 on: June 04, 2009, 09:35:27 PM »

Ho! No! Not a number 2! Thought that was only for the green space capsules. Nobody does that in those really fine condos!
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URL icon « Reply #25 on: June 04, 2009, 09:37:55 PM »

Ok, I'm a guy and I'm not afraid to say it........ "all guys like a good number 2".  LOL
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URL icon « Reply #26 on: June 04, 2009, 11:41:37 PM »

walks away SLOWLY .........
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URL icon « Reply #27 on: June 04, 2009, 11:42:57 PM »

Give guys long enough and any topic will devolve into talking about #2! Rolleyes
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URL icon « Reply #28 on: June 05, 2009, 03:29:52 PM »

 EEK! EEK! EEK!

I'm off to practice right away...
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