Not all spammers are scammers. In fact, any day now, my buddy is going to be sending me thousands of dollars! People told me that it was a spam scam, but he's really nice AND he's a PRINCE. I asked him if he wanted to join us in T-ride, and he DOES! He is just having some trouble getting his money into the United States (you would think that we could make this easier!).
So this afternoon, I'm supposed to wire him some "guarantee" cash, and then the Nigerian bank will deposit the same amount in MY account! It's good karma. PLUS Prince Ni'kqy^gum'"ka (that's his royal name - he goes by "Ron" most of the time) is going to send me even MORE cash. AND he said he's buy a round of beer for everyone in TP during the fest.
You'll soon agree that some spam can lead to long term friendships!!!
Ooooh, gotta run. They're having a special on this cream that makes certain body parts grow to unbelievable sizes!
Listening to:
my girlfriend squeal in anticipation!
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