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URL icon « Reply #15 on: March 13, 2009, 08:56:59 AM »
Quote from: Hooch on March 12, 2009, 08:54:59 AM
I personally LOVE people who hate bacon because it means that there's just more bacon for me!!  In fact, I think I'm going to start "CAMP BACON" and invite only vegetarians to camp with me so I know they won't be ganking my bacon when I'm in the porta pot taking care of personal morning business. 

Dangerous scheme Dude.  I personally have witnessed on two separate occasions vegetarians fall off the wagon over bacon.  Be careful, the smell of bacon cooking outdoors in the morning is too much for most humans.  Vegetarian or not, we got some genetic hard wiring.  The scent of sizzling bacon is pheromones for the stomach....
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URL icon « Reply #16 on: March 13, 2009, 03:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Flagstaff Jess on March 13, 2009, 08:56:59 AM
Quote from: Hooch on March 12, 2009, 08:54:59 AM
I personally LOVE people who hate bacon because it means that there's just more bacon for me!!  In fact, I think I'm going to start "CAMP BACON" and invite only vegetarians to camp with me so I know they won't be ganking my bacon when I'm in the porta pot taking care of personal morning business. 

Dangerous scheme Dude.  I personally have witnessed on two separate occasions vegetarians fall off the wagon over bacon.  Be careful, the smell of bacon cooking outdoors in the morning is too much for most humans.  Vegetarian or not, we got some genetic hard wiring.  The scent of sizzling bacon is pheromones for the stomach....

Man, if you can't trust the vegetarians then who can you trust? 
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Man, if you can't trust the vegetarians then who can you trust? 
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URL icon « Reply #18 on: March 14, 2009, 09:45:10 AM »
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Man, if you can't trust the vegetarians then who can you trust? 

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Oh sure!  Like THAT is going to happen!!! 
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URL icon « Reply #19 on: March 14, 2009, 09:49:57 AM »
No..... Reallllllyyyyyyyy Man, you can trust me, I'm a professional.....................
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URL icon « Reply #20 on: March 15, 2009, 08:33:14 AM »
Quote from: DukTapeMan on March 14, 2009, 09:49:57 AM
No..... Reallllllyyyyyyyy Man, you can trust me, I'm a professional.....................

A professional what??
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URL icon « Reply #21 on: March 15, 2009, 12:17:37 PM »
Quote from: Hooch on March 15, 2009, 08:33:14 AM
Quote from: DukTapeMan on March 14, 2009, 09:49:57 AM
No..... Reallllllyyyyyyyy Man, you can trust me, I'm a professional.....................

A professional what??
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URL icon « Reply #22 on: March 15, 2009, 12:46:36 PM »
I hate Bacon and those little tiny weenies,,,,,

and snakes. Flower and bacon.........
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URL icon « Reply #23 on: March 16, 2009, 12:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Hooch on March 15, 2009, 08:33:14 AM
Quote from: DukTapeMan on March 14, 2009, 09:49:57 AM
No..... Reallllllyyyyyyyy Man, you can trust me, I'm a professional.....................

A professional what??

Don't go there......  LOL

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URL icon « Reply #24 on: March 16, 2009, 12:43:49 AM »
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