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URL icon « Reply #15 on: February 06, 2009, 08:59:54 AM »
***UPDATE***

Photographs have surfaced of the Denver victims prior to the Xplosion…






Names are being withheld pending notification of the families.  Angel
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***ALERT***

Authorities have a suspect in custody. He was apprehended behind the local King Soopers where he was attempting to purchase large quantities of bacon and sausage from the butcher. Street value is yet undetermined.

A photo was released of the suspect armed with the Xplosion. According to the Denver County Sheriff, D. T. Mann, identity of the suspect is being withheld pending the on-going investigation.



Although, sources close to the investigation reveal that the suspect does have a penchant for fly-fishing.

Stay tuned for further late-breaking news…  EEK!
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URL icon « Reply #17 on: February 09, 2009, 06:49:46 PM »
Wait... I think I know that blur!  EEK!

Adam, doesn't that look like........ no, it couldn't be......
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Quote from: Hope Lin on February 09, 2009, 06:49:46 PM
Wait... I think I know that blur!  EEK!

Adam, doesn't that look like... no, it couldn't be...
HOPE!! Tch! Tch! No names!! His identity is still being withheld… Bag

According to The Denver Post, he was released on bond late last week and has retained the services of T.I.’s attorney.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bacon-Bandit was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Just the other day I saw him behind The Egg & I... dumpster-diving. Flyer
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URL icon « Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 12:56:16 PM »
Quote from: gipper0324 on February 26, 2009, 07:50:56 PM
Quote from: Hope Lin on February 09, 2009, 06:49:46 PM
Wait... I think I know that blur!  EEK!

Adam, doesn't that look like... no, it couldn't be...
HOPE!! Tch! Tch! No names!! His identity is still being withheld… Bag

According to The Denver Post, he was released on bond late last week and has retained the services of T.I.’s attorney.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Bacon-Bandit was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. Just the other day I saw him behind The Egg & I... dumpster-diving. Flyer

Dumpster Diving... Oh Dear.... Well, I do think I made a mistake then. I'm sure the fly-fishermen that I know would never do something like that. Whom ever that poor sap may be, please, please, make sure he gets cleaned up before they drag him in front of the judge!

If there is anything we can do to help the loved ones left behind do let us know dear. Debfromtucson called about bacon replacement and I know the families will be in need, just let someone know. They're in our prayers.

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URL icon « Reply #20 on: February 28, 2009, 03:09:56 PM »
New toy. I'm trying out my new blackberry
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URL icon « Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 04:21:06 PM »
Figuers Blackberry worked then had to go buy a new keyboared
just my luck !
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URL icon « Reply #22 on: March 02, 2009, 10:06:38 AM »
Any and all similarities between the scene of the Explosion and my kitchen are purely coincidental.  I was in ummm, Peru on business the entire month of February.  I was in a remote village helping some Peruvians learn golf and unfortunatley they did not know my name and have no proof I was there.  The shot of me with residue from the Explosion on my face and hands was obviously doctored.

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Quote from: bgrassvol on March 02, 2009, 10:06:38 AM
Any and all similarities between the scene of the Explosion and my kitchen are purely coincidental.  I was in ummm, Peru on business the entire month of February.  I was in a remote village helping some Peruvians learn golf and unfortunatley they did not know my name and have no proof I was there.  The shot of me with residue from the Explosion on my face and hands was obviously doctored.

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THEY'RE MUTATING!!!

This "Cardiac Arrest Log" was found on the East Coast in Davidson, NC.

It was consumed by one man and three kids...and to the best of our knowledge no animals were harmed, at least not yet!!!

HOLY COW......PIG!!!!

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***BREAKING NEWS***

The Bacon-Bandit was sentenced to life as a vegetarian today.

As Honorable Judge D.T. Mann handed read the sentence, the Bandit reportedly wilted like a lettuce leaf.

The Bandit will be transferred to Old MacDonald’s Farm at an undisclosed time to avoid the press frenzy.



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URL icon « Reply #26 on: March 30, 2009, 06:00:23 PM »
"Honorable Judge D.T. Mann"


Honorable? huh

That Judge is faaaarrrrrrrrrrr from "honorable".  I'm not sure if we should call for a mistrail or just smuggle in one burger a week for the poor sap!  Lil hombre

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Quote from: Hope Lin on March 30, 2009, 06:00:23 PM
"Honorable Judge D.T. Mann"


Honorable? huh

That Judge is faaaarrrrrrrrrrr from "honorable".  I'm not sure if we should call for a mistrail or just smuggle in one burger a week for the poor sap!  Lil hombre

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I hope you mean a Bacon Burger! 
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URL icon « Reply #28 on: April 06, 2009, 12:29:51 PM »
Is this....or could this have anything to do with Bacon Explosion????
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URL icon « Reply #29 on: April 07, 2009, 01:36:13 PM »
 LOL That is just wrong... on so many levels.  LOL

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