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URL icon « on: February 02, 2009, 10:41:10 AM »
***BREAKING NEWS***

February 1, 2009

(AP) – A bacon explosion rocked the festi-planet on Super Bowl Sunday, injuring three people and a small dog. At least 20 others are reported missing, possibly more. The blast damaged several ovens and a smoker. One microwave was salvaged.

Emergency rescue dogs were brought in to locate the missing, but the odor of pork kept them off task.

Stay tuned as this story develops…



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URL icon « Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 11:37:27 AM »
Omigod I want that.....
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URL icon « Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 11:50:06 AM »
We felt the tremmers and are still trying to recover. Bean dip splattered all over the walls, the inhumanity to man. Not to mention the cholesterol levels. Somebody call a Doctor ,,,, send pepto,,, somethin,,, already.
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URL icon « Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 12:06:48 PM »
Could we please get a status udate on the small dog? My Boss hails from Korea, so I can probably get you a decent reciepe if it's not doing so well.

LOL LOL LOL
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Last known photo of the small dog:



No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either...  huh
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URL icon « Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 04:48:43 PM »
"No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either...  "


Eh, life goes on.............  :pig
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URL icon « Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 06:00:47 PM »
Quote from: Hope Lin on February 02, 2009, 12:06:48 PM
Could we please get a status udate on the small dog? My Boss hails from Korea, so I can probably get you a decent reciepe if it's not doing so well.

LOL LOL LOL

And that was a cute doggie...before the explosion happened

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URL icon « Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 07:31:40 PM »

No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either...  huh

Who Cares ??
more meat for me !
 
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Quote from: gipper0324 on February 02, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
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No word on the whereabouts of the vegan and pork-hater either...  huh

I can only imagine the gas that must generate....did you serve it with baked beans on the side? EEK!
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URL icon « Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 08:16:42 AM »
How funny, I just got the email from my sister about this great looking explosion. The web page for directions is bbqaddicts.com/bacon.explosion.html
This puts a whole new kick to the Bacon King. :)
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I can only imagine the gas that must generate....did you serve it with baked beans on the side? EEK!

No, but we did give thought to stuffing it with sour cream and topping it off with cheese...  :hooch
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URL icon « Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 07:25:31 PM »
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Quote from: Flagstaff Jess on February 02, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
I can only imagine the gas that must generate....did you serve it with baked beans on the side? EEK!

No, but we did give thought to stuffing it with sour cream and topping it off with cheese...  :hooch

Stuff it with Refried Beans and serve it with Salsa! Now THAT would be an explosion!

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THEY'RE MUTATING!!!

This "Cardiac Arrest Log" was found on the East Coast in Davidson, NC.

It was consumed by one man and three kids...and to the best of our knowledge no animals were harmed, at least not yet!!!
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URL icon « Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 10:34:14 PM »
Nice Weave, Punchy!  Medal Thumbs Up

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Quote from: gipper0324 on February 03, 2009, 10:48:34 AM
Quote from: Flagstaff Jess on February 02, 2009, 08:50:00 PM
I can only imagine the gas that must generate....did you serve it with baked beans on the side? EEK!

No, but we did give thought to stuffing it with sour cream and topping it off with cheese...  :hooch

all of a sudden I have a stomach ache....

I am realizing that I will need to start working out before Telluride and I am not talking push-ups....

Whew.  Ok.  I'm in.  No wussies here!
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