for Hooch the bacon king

[landshark]

Hippie,,,, will you marry me ?? I'm on one knee

Of course - - - but isn't polygamy illegal in almost all of the 50 states?

Do we really care about the law my little flower,,, please Jerry I'm bacon you..

Geeez with a pun like that ..... How can I resist such a charming proposition. Let's run away to southern Utah and live happily ever after.

OK but only if we can have too many children and dress alike my sweet little tulip.
I'll be bacon a minute.......I need to start sewing our outfits

[Hippie]

OK but only if we can have too many children and dress alike my sweet little tulip.
I'll be bacon a minute.......I need to start sewing our outfits

Oh goodie that means we can both wear the pants in this family. Please make sure our hippie skirts are tie dyed 

[landshark]

Can Hooch be our maid/man of honor he can carry a basket full o bacon,, and throw it strip by delicious strip down our path to the alter??

[tahoe gypsy]

I never thought I would see the day where Vodka was unpotable.
You bacon freaks have taken too much turf, leave the booze Alone!!!

Too late!  Ask Sarah about my Bacon Vodka at Rockygrass this year!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

AAAAArrrrrrrgggghgghhhh
You freak of the Rainbow Pork lover....
Polluting perfectly fine Booze is uncalled for!!!!
I will get you my pretty....

Freak Of The Rainbow Pork Lover???????

Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!  I may have to change my forum name!!!

 

[Hooch]

Can Hooch be our maid/man of honor he can carry a basket full o bacon,, and throw it strip by delicious strip down our path to the alter??

I would be thrilled to be your Maid of Honor!  God, I need to get my hair done and my nails and cook the bacon and find a nice basket.....I'd better get started right away!! 

[landshark]

Can Hooch be our maid/man of honor he can carry a basket full o bacon,, and throw it strip by delicious strip down our path to the alter??

I would be thrilled to be your Maid of Honor!  God, I need to get my hair done and my nails and cook the bacon and find a nice basket.....I'd better get started right away!! 

I can sew yer skirt as well,, with sweet little bacon tassels on the edge. You will be a true vision of  lovelyness in all your bacon glory..All hail the King!!! All hail the King!!!
I hope we never grow up and remain silly till our diein' days.

[tahoe gypsy]

I never thought I would see the day where Vodka was unpotable.
You bacon freaks have taken too much turf, leave the booze Alone!!!

Too late!  Ask Sarah about my Bacon Vodka at Rockygrass this year!!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

AAAAArrrrrrrgggghgghhhh
You freak of the Rainbow Pork lover....
Polluting perfectly fine Booze is uncalled for!!!!
I will get you my pretty....

Freak Of The Rainbow Pork Lover???????

Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!!!  I may have to change my forum name!!!

Tie dye tends to make me queezzy, Really!
But anyway now Bloody Mary's are off Limits...
I mean before it was just a simple thing of never being able to eat breakfast....
I mean I can survive on Biscotti and Rum free Mochas
but no Bloody Marys
Cause you.
Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka...
Oh,,, Bacon Vodka Martini... AAARRRRRGGGHHH, with olive
Damn,,,,,

[landshark]

Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka...
Oh,,, Bacon Vodka Martini... AAARRRRRGGGHHH, with olive
Damn,,,,,

But,, but,, that sounds so good...come on over to the other side,,,bacon, it's not just for dinner anymore 

[tahoe gypsy]

Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka...
Oh,,, Bacon Vodka Martini... AAARRRRRGGGHHH, with olive
Damn,,,,,

But,, but,, that sounds so good...come on over to the other side,,,bacon, it's not just for dinner anymore 

If the other side wouldn't kill me don't you think I would already be there?
No I will stay with my organic, uncured, Turkey Bacon...

[landshark]

Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka...
Oh,,, Bacon Vodka Martini... AAARRRRRGGGHHH, with olive
Damn,,,,,

But,, but,, that sounds so good...come on over to the other side,,,bacon, it's not just for dinner anymore 

If the other side wouldn't kill me don't you think I would already be there?
No I will stay with my organic, uncured, Turkey Bacon...

Ever been to a turkey farm??? YUK!  Did you know poultry takes longer to digest than any other meat?
I don't know much but I do know that life without bacon would not be the same....

[Hippie]

 
OK first of all.... no throwing of bacon on the ground in front of the wedding party, bacon is for eating not throwing. You could hurt someone with flying pork bits.

I propose we use those silly wheat infused, artificially flavored, bacon bits for the post nuptual celebration. Hooch can lead the way to the elegantly decorated sty where our marriage will be consumated; Thereby creating many little bacon consuming progeny.

Upside of this proposition is that we get to repeat it every 20 years or sooner

 

[Debbiefromtucson]

but no Bloody Marys
Cause you.
Yes that is right You MR. Hooch
have decieded to ruin vodka

Oh, Now that will make Bloody Mary Morning Special.

[Debbiefromtucson]

 The Coronation of the Bacon King could precede the Goddess Walkabout.. All the goddesses could gather and wave little strips of bacon at the King.  In turn, he will need to get on his knees and nibble off pieces of bacon that the godesses have attached  to themselves while asking for his "worthiness" to be the King...


DAMN... I can't believe I just wrote that...

[Ron N Deb]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg
and yall Think Im A Pervert!!!
 

[Ron N Deb]

Hooch
One suggestion here ......
Be carefull of whose Bacon you partake of
thats all im saying .......
Think of the apple !
LOL