This Jerry Jeff song is a favorite in Camp Flamingo,
especially when being serenaded (at 7:00 AM) to fellow kampers whose behavior had gone
over the top with the prevous evenings libations, but nontheless had reassured everyone that no problem they will STILL be able to get up bright and early to get in Tarpline...
SO BAD LAST NIGHT
© Jerry Jeff Walker Groper Music/BMI
When the telephone woke me this morning
I’m sorry was the first thing I said
From that point it gets a bit fuzzy
Thinking with half of a head
Trying to put the pieces together
It’s shocking to flash on the past
Cause when you are known as a rascal
It’s a good bet you have showed off your ass
I was so damned bad last night.
I’ll be good for the rest of my life
I tore up the bar
Lost a pretty nice car
And it’s a good bet
I have ticked off my wife
From now on I’m gonna act right
That’s right
I was so damned bad last night
The harder I try to remember
The quicker my brain starts to hurt
It really is funny unwadding the money
That’s stuff in my pants and my shirt
Trying to make sense of phone numbers
Scribbled on the back of old cards
I guess that I ought to be thankful
Nobody knows who we are
I was so damned bad last night.
I’ll be good for the rest of my life
I’m telling you and this is the truth
I have finally seen the light
From now on I’m gonna act right
That’s right
I was so damned bad last night
I never intended to do it
I just stopped in for one drink or two
But all of the chicks were so foxy
I wanted to marry a few
The place was more crowded than usual
And everybody there was my friend
Franny and Snake, Ol’ Bunky and Jake
Sometime the night never ends
Repeat Chorus
From now on I’m gonna act right, NOT
I was so damned bad last night.
Yes I was