Wireless?

[Bevin]

I just turned off my voice mail in preparation for leaving for Telluride.  If you're calling my cell phone, and I know you're in Telluride, I'll answer.  Everyone else gets no answer and no opportunity to leave me any annoying voice mails.  Frankly, there's just no time to deal with "outsiders" while festivating. 

[Ron N Deb]

Well how else can this poor guy keep up with yall !
Oh Great Now Im an Outsider!!
Bevin bring the 2x4
 

[monkeygirl]

Bevin, I suggested a plan to Ron yesterday on the phone. 

Take the 2x4 and a roll of duct tape with you when you go to pick up the chiles.  Bean him o'er the head, tape up the necessary bits, and toss his happy ass in the back of your van (presumably in such a manner that you don't alert other motorists or law enforcement).  I safely assumed (and Ron confirmed) that there is no way in HELL Deb is going to drive to Telluride to fetch him, and I'm sure he can catch a ride home, right?

Deb has two strapping young men to help her move... plus her daughter and a two year old that's been eating for free now for 2 years and 9 months (put that child to WORK!).  Ron is doing nothing other than drinking bloodies, beer and parking his decadent little self right here on the Forum.  So you KNOW he's just in the way. 

She'll forgive him in no time... plus I saw this little ditty in the "Man Code" book once (I snuck a peek):

''tis better to beg forgiveness than ask permission"

So there you have it.  Besides, if Ron KNOWS this is happening, he'll hurry and get as much done today and tomorrow as possible, in an effort to mitigate Deb's anger and shorten the length of the "dry spell"... if you know what I mean.  (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

So see?  Easy-peasy...  Get on it boys!

xoxo

[Ron N Deb]

Rhonny you know We Love you all
But if you think Im gonna miss our
anniversary AGAIN
and the chance to "break in "
the rooms in our new house on the Soltice
hmmmmm
 

[itsRick]

Rhonny you know We Love you all
But if you think Im gonna miss our
anniversary AGAIN
and the chance to "break in "
the rooms in our new house on the Soltice
hmmmmm
 

what's the matter Ron, doesn't the new house come with keys?  

[Ron N Deb]

<cough>
 

[monkeygirl]

Hey... I was just tryin' to help a brother out.  Sheesh!  See if I ever help you get someone to tie you up again... 

xoxo Rhonny

[Ron N Deb]

Kenny just called me
The Wireless comes from the Town Park office
a Town of Telluride project
no word on how it will work during the Fest
 

[Dewstar]

I too would like to know about this wifi.  If it's for real (and not some transient source), I'd bring my laptop to email friends with up to the minute photos and music news.  But I don't want to drag the computer along if the signal is going to evaporate at a moment's notice.

Of course its from a transient source, but less likely from an itinerate. It only shows up once a year!

[Debbiefromtucson]

Bean them BOTH over the head... We can celebrate their anniversary with them in style.. THen, we can have a festarvarian contingent go to their house AFTER the fest and help them move in....

[EJ]

Great, I can sit in RV and work ---  NOT!!!!!

[Bevin]

Great, I can sit in RV and work ---  NOT!!!!!

Yeah, right, James.  You just try that once and see how we respond. 

It's tough to work on a laptop encased in 2000 yards of shrink wrap, isn't it!