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Damn, hippies...
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Don't mess with these two. They appear docile, but... let's just leave it at that.

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Dude!  What the Hell happened to Blaze's leg???


Did he pull a muscle in the Belmont last weekend?
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Um... it's legs... plural.  EEK!

Don't worry! We had a "doctor" on-hand to fix him right up. Okay, so he wasn't a real doctor, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express the previous night!  Thumbs Up

The whole surgery was properly documented and posted on Facebook...
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URL icon « Reply #349 on: June 10, 2009, 11:21:59 AM »
I like Blaze's new leg warmers...  Quite the stylish duk tape horse he is. 
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Quote from: Bevin on June 10, 2009, 11:21:59 AM
I like Blaze's new leg warmers...  Quite the stylish duk tape horse he is. 

He has a thing for Olivia Newton-John.

(Jane Fonda is too political...)
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OK, OK, I am a newbie and have seen the references about Duct tape man as well Blaze since I have been on the forum late last year. What's the deal/story?
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Quote from: UselessJo on June 10, 2009, 03:07:15 PM
OK, OK, I am a newbie and have seen the references about Duct tape man as well Blaze since I have been on the forum late last year. What's the deal/story?

He's a boozin', floozin' hombre who will steal your drinks, pinch your girls, and take a dump in your shoe.  If he wanders by your camp make sure everything is hidden and don't make eye contact.  If he asks for money don't oblige because he does not really need a kidney transplant.
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Quote from: UselessJo on June 10, 2009, 03:07:15 PM
OK, OK, I am a newbie and have seen the references about Duct tape man as well Blaze since I have been on the forum late last year. What's the deal/story?

He's a boozin', floozin' hombre who will steal your drinks, pinch your girls, and take a dump in your shoe.  If he wanders by your camp make sure everything is hidden and don't make eye contact.  If he asks for money don't oblige because he does not really need a kidney transplant.

For the completely insane antics, start here:

THE GREAT DUKTAPE KAPER

He has infiltrated just about every thread. It goes on... and on... and on... Flyer
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URL icon « Reply #354 on: June 10, 2009, 04:06:21 PM »
on the other hand they are small and can be put in a large box when they begin to act out.... Just keep the liquor and women away from them, they have a tendency to be a bit sneaky and really need to learn how to share.

and I have never seen DTM eat bacon.

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URL icon « Reply #355 on: June 10, 2009, 04:18:21 PM »
Quote from: gipper0324 on June 10, 2009, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: Hooch on June 10, 2009, 03:56:15 PM
Quote from: UselessJo on June 10, 2009, 03:07:15 PM
OK, OK, I am a newbie and have seen the references about Duct tape man as well Blaze since I have been on the forum late last year. What's the deal/story?

He's a boozin', floozin' hombre who will steal your drinks, pinch your girls, and take a dump in your shoe.  If he wanders by your camp make sure everything is hidden and don't make eye contact.  If he asks for money don't oblige because he does not really need a kidney transplant.

For the completely insane antics, start here:

THE GREAT DUKTAPE KAPER

He has infiltrated just about every thread. It goes on... and on... and on... Flyer

Actually, as far as this Forum goes, the Duk Tape story starts a little earlier and can be found here:
http://www.festivarian.com/index.php/topic,1091.0.html

That thread was in the pre-Blaze days, as Blaze was born during the festival in 2007.  Duk Tape Man ascended from the dust in the Primitive Area some time during Festival in 2005, I believe. 

And those guys really get around, I tell ya.  They get to more festivals than almost any of us.
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Ah! That's right... can't believe I forgot where it started.

I need to brush up on my Adventures of DukTape Man...
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URL icon « Reply #357 on: June 10, 2009, 05:57:40 PM »
And there's more history here.... Duk Tape Update

And he was actually born in '03, so this'll be his 7th summer in Town Park.

End of thread hijacking....
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URL icon « Reply #358 on: June 10, 2009, 09:19:57 PM »
Quote from: Bevin on June 10, 2009, 05:57:40 PM
And there's more history here.... Duk Tape Update

And he was actually born in '03, so this'll be his 7th summer in Town Park.

End of thread hijacking....

But what about Blaze's Law that states as a festivarian thread grows longer, the probability of a mention of DTM approaches 1.

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URL icon « Reply #359 on: June 11, 2009, 09:10:39 AM »
^^^ Hilarious!    Cheers

"Blaze's Law" is absolutely true.  I hadn't thought about it like that before, but you're totally right. 

And Duk Tape Man is a six sigma event - he's a long-term standard deviant.
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