Thanks for the link Tom, that was a great read. If I ever met Emmy Lou I would probably just drool and babble - that woman melts my butter. So your ruling (overseeing) style is Kindness & Cooperation & Fun? Sounds like a great strategy for a music festival and not a bad plan for this big blue marble.
But surely in all these years there has had to be at least one attendee (not Festivarian!) that you've had beheaded, right? Just one?
No beheading under my rule. They're just forced to sit on a kiddie stool in the corner for 8 hours while the other festivarians shame them as they walk by. They are then forbidden any and all adult beverage for 24 hours.
I think that's pretty harsh punishment after all.
Oh, and the article was wrong. I don't camp with Run-a-muck, they camp next to Town Hall.
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