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URL icon « on: December 18, 2014, 01:18:16 PM »
This was just too funny to not pass along. Enjoy.
https://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/baconlube_p_60.html
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URL icon « Reply #1 on: December 18, 2014, 03:40:03 PM »
That is, well, ummm, different.! LOL
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URL icon « Reply #2 on: December 18, 2014, 05:50:09 PM »
Unbelievable. Hooch will corner the market.
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URL icon « Reply #3 on: December 18, 2014, 08:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Pirate Looks at -- on December 18, 2014, 05:50:09 PM
Unbelievable. Hooch will corner the market.
And to think I almost put all my retirement money into a 401k.  Looks like Run-A-Muck will be hosting a bacon scented slip-n-slide event this year!
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URL icon « Reply #4 on: December 22, 2014, 11:49:32 AM »
Ok, genuine question. What is the bacon obsession? Everyone seems to make bacon references all the time? Why? Is bacon THAT good? Or does bacon mean something else in festivrarian land?

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URL icon « Reply #5 on: December 22, 2014, 02:50:27 PM »
Quote from: Australian fan on December 22, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
Ok, genuine question. What is the bacon obsession? Everyone seems to make bacon references all the time? Why? Is bacon THAT good? Or does bacon mean something else in festivrarian land?
Wha..?!? Yes! Festival Mentality If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. The only thing better than bacon,  :pig is bacon delivered by your favorite, FestiFootSlave after a successful, moonlit hunt  horsey, out in the dark shadows, amongst all the crunched FROG.  Wink
  toejob  Yep, that's your genuine answer...

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URL icon « Reply #6 on: December 22, 2014, 03:34:11 PM »
Quote from: swander99 on December 22, 2014, 02:50:27 PM
Quote from: Australian fan on December 22, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
Ok, genuine question. What is the bacon obsession? Everyone seems to make bacon references all the time? Why? Is bacon THAT good? Or does bacon mean something else in festivrarian land?
Wha..?!? Yes! Festival Mentality If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. The only thing better than bacon,  :pig is bacon delivered by your favorite, FestiFootSlave after a successful, moonlit hunt  horsey, out in the dark shadows, amongst all the crunched FROG.  Wink
  toejob  Yep, that's your genuine answer...

Bacon? Bacon? It's that good huh? Guess we better try that special bluegrass bacon cause we don't get there down here. Our bacon is that pink stuff sitting next to your scrambled egg, meh.

Ok, looking forward to the ultra special, nothing is better than bacon bluegrass experience. I guess we eat it after trying crunchy frogs? Flower EEK!
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URL icon « Reply #7 on: December 22, 2014, 04:09:09 PM »
Quote from: Australian fan on December 22, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: swander99 on December 22, 2014, 02:50:27 PM
Quote from: Australian fan on December 22, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
Ok, genuine question. What is the bacon obsession? Everyone seems to make bacon references all the time? Why? Is bacon THAT good? Or does bacon mean something else in festivrarian land?
Wha..?!? Yes! Festival Mentality If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. The only thing better than bacon,  :pig is bacon delivered by your favorite, FestiFootSlave after a successful, moonlit hunt  horsey, out in the dark shadows, amongst all the crunched FROG.  Wink
  toejob  Yep, that's your genuine answer...

Bacon? Bacon? It's that good huh? Guess we better try that special bluegrass bacon cause we don't get there down here. Our bacon is that pink stuff sitting next to your scrambled egg, meh.

Ok, looking forward to the ultra special, nothing is better than bacon bluegrass experience. I guess we eat it after trying crunchy frogs? Flower EEK!

Only the brave and stupid have Crunchy Frog before morning bacon.  And those brave and stupid are usually myself, Billy Beru, Hot Sugar, and a few others who enjoy starting their poor life decisions so early in the day.
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URL icon « Reply #8 on: December 22, 2014, 05:43:38 PM »
Quote from: Hooch on December 22, 2014, 04:09:09 PM
Quote from: Australian fan on December 22, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: swander99 on December 22, 2014, 02:50:27 PM
Quote from: Australian fan on December 22, 2014, 11:49:32 AM
Ok, genuine question. What is the bacon obsession? Everyone seems to make bacon references all the time? Why? Is bacon THAT good? Or does bacon mean something else in festivrarian land?
Wha..?!? Yes! Festival Mentality If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. The only thing better than bacon,  :pig is bacon delivered by your favorite, FestiFootSlave after a successful, moonlit hunt  horsey, out in the dark shadows, amongst all the crunched FROG.  Wink
  toejob  Yep, that's your genuine answer...

Bacon? Bacon? It's that good huh? Guess we better try that special bluegrass bacon cause we don't get there down here. Our bacon is that pink stuff sitting next to your scrambled egg, meh.

Ok, looking forward to the ultra special, nothing is better than bacon bluegrass experience. I guess we eat it after trying crunchy frogs? Flower EEK!

Only the brave and stupid have Crunchy Frog before morning bacon.  And those brave and stupid are usually myself, Billy Beru, Hot Sugar, and a few others who enjoy starting their poor life decisions so early in the day.

I'm willing to give it a go she said in true Australian spirit. We ain't afraid of anything, have you seen how many spiders, snakes, scorpions, wasps and sharks kill people here? We laugh in the face of danger. Bring on the hooch/ bacon breakfast combo
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URL icon « Reply #9 on: December 22, 2014, 05:54:24 PM »
You may have all sorts of venomous snakes, spiders, scorpions and toads, as well as sharks, crocodiles and dingos, but you don't have Crunchy Frog. That stuff is deadly; just ask my hospital bill from last year.
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URL icon « Reply #10 on: December 22, 2014, 10:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Hot Sugar on December 22, 2014, 05:54:24 PM
You may have all sorts of venomous snakes, spiders, scorpions and toads, as well as sharks, crocodiles and dingos, but you don't have Crunchy Frog. That stuff is deadly; just ask my hospital bill from last year.
He ain't lying!!!
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URL icon « Reply #11 on: December 22, 2014, 11:20:10 PM »
Quote from: Hooch on December 22, 2014, 10:29:48 PM
Quote from: Hot Sugar on December 22, 2014, 05:54:24 PM
You may have all sorts of venomous snakes, spiders, scorpions and toads, as well as sharks, crocodiles and dingos, but you don't have Crunchy Frog. That stuff is deadly; just ask my hospital bill from last year.
He ain't lying!!!

We Aussie chicks can drink babe, see you both at breakfast!
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