Town Park Home-Brew & Tasting Event

[Maineahhh]

So what do I have to do to get in on that Porter!  Which happens to be my fav beer . . . you sure are working hard . . . .




 Listening to: martin sexton, love keep us together

[Hippie]

Ouch  sounds like you had QUITE the brew session. Guess I'll have to commit to another one so we can keep you in line  Let's make time for one really soon.

  

 Listening to: Roadhouse twang on KWMR.org

[Kaptain Karlos]

So what do I have to do to get in on that Porter!  Which happens to be my fav beer . . . you sure are working hard . . . .

A girl who likes dark beer... YES!  I'll have it on tap in the Town Park camping area next to Teluride Tom's set-up.  Also where Hippie Jerry hosts the Oyster Feed.  And, I might serve it at the Homebrew Tasting.  If this first batch turns-out, I may brew an extra batch to avoid running out.

Kaptain Karlos  your hard-working homebrewer...

[Hippie]

Karlos!
We need to get together and brew a batch of LlamaLlager. I just can't stand all this talk about homebrew.

 

 Listening to: Nathan - a review cd for the show

[Kaptain Karlos]

Karlos!  We need to get together and brew a batch of LlamaLlager. I just can't stand all this talk about homebrew.
 

Hey Jerry!  You know where my home-brewery is.  Pick a date and come on up the mountain!  Bring all your kegs.  I'll fill the ones you don't.

Karlos 

[Auntie Hope]

Get a life you guys! 

"Get a life you guys. " Karlos said as he dragged the large buckets near the rear stairs of the house. Karlos stood looking at the big mountains to the north. 'I am on top of the world' and 'I have a life' he thought as the instant home brew mix slowly disolved with the steady stir.

"I wonder if they'll fall for it again this year, Buckley?" Karlos asked his rusty colored companion and then rubbed the dog's back. "Yuck Buckley, what did ya roll in this time?" The hair and mess smelled terrible. Whatever it was, it sure was dead. Knowing he only had 15 minutes before picking up his new Lotus Karlos eased the mess off his hand with the wooden spoon from the large bucket and dropped the spoon back into the bucket. After rinsing his hands in the hose Karlos returned for one final stir of the home brew mix and found that the color had changed. It had become the color of Buckley's fir.

"Well, look at that! I'll just have to call this 'Buckley's Brew'!" Karlos laughed as he dragged the bucket into the sun where it would sit and firment for the next two months before he added the three cases of Old Milwaukee and give it a good stir for luck.

Three months later......
"Wow, this Home Brew is great! Tastes... almost..... roasted!.... with just a little bite this time. What did you do different Kaptain Karlos?"

"Ceder and Redwood barrel" Karlos toasted as he chuckled to himself... with a little dead squirel and dirty dog!

 Listening to: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND NO SQUIRELS WERE HARMED IN ANY WAY!!!

[Hippie]

 

Good one Hope

I've been wonderin what was going on with the lack of squirrels around Karlo's new cabin

Truth be known, when it comes to brewing, I call the Kapt Mr Clean.

I can't really testify to his bathing habits though.

 

 Listening to: iron mt depot - john hartford

[Kaptain Karlos]

Good one Hope
I've been wonderin what was going on with the lack of squirrels around Karlo's new cabin
Truth be known, when it comes to brewing, I call the Kapt Mr Clean.
I can't really testify to his bathing habits though.

Bathing habbits???  From one who prides himself on going ten days without showering? 

I keep myself as clean as a fermentor   

The Kaptain

[Hippie]

I keep myself as clean as a fermentor   

The Kaptain

Does that mean you are sterile? 

 Listening to: Hot Buttered Rum String Band - In These Parts

[Monkeygirl]

I must chime in here and say that, to my knowledge, the Kaptain has never offended the olfactory... and I've camped with the man!  It must be that good brew he drinks...  ... cleans him from the inside out.

oops... there's a visual  ... sorry!

xoxo MG 

 Listening to: Suite: Judy Blue Eyes, CS&N... ahhh... memory road.

[Kaptain Karlos]

I keep myself as clean as a fermentor   

Does that mean you are sterile? 

 

I just don't know about that... any female out there care to help me find out? (I can see the line forming in front of my tent at Telluride...)

The Kaptain 

[Kaptain Karlos]

I must chime in here and say that, to my knowledge, the Kaptain has never offended the olfactory... and I've camped with the man!  It must be that good brew he drinks...  ... cleans him from the inside out.

Hmmm... olfactory... Ole Mr. Webster defines olfactory as:  Of or relating to the sense of smell.

I get it!  Your must be refering to FARTS!   

Oh Rhonny... you didn't see or hear what I did in your tent while you were away... 

The Kaptain

[Debbiefromtucson]

We may have a new entry this year.... We are trying our hand at making some mead.

[arcticdesertnomad]

Mmmmmeeead!  I had some of that when I went to Ireland last September, and I told myself that I need to learn how to make it.  So I will be stopping by your tent for sure to get a taste and maybe some brewing tips.

[Maineahhh]

mmmmmmmm.....mead is yummy warm, which by the sounds of it may come in handy for those nippy Telluride nights 

 Listening to: Chris thile- on ice