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URL icon « on: August 13, 2007, 07:06:00 AM »
That’s right, folks! You heard it here first… today is BillyBerus’s birthday!

And here is how the birthday boy spent his weekend…


He placed second in a David Lee Roth look-a-like contest…
(David Lee Roth placed first.)
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He was awarded a guest spot in the upcoming reunion tour replacing Michael Anthony.

Alex was suspicious of the Beru-dude…. he didn’t think he was quite right in the head.
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His suspicions were confirmed when…

He was found in Roth’s dressing room indulging in his fishnet-fetish.
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Since being stripped of the ‘prize’, he decided to pursue his Kaufman-like-dream of midget wrestling…
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He landed the “got midgets?” corporate sponsorship until…
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AGAIN WITH THE FISHNETS!!
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He decided to head for the West coast to pursue his alternate dream of being a fishnet model.

Then the unexpected happened…

He met the love of his life, DT-woman. (DukTape Woman to the newbies out there.)
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Will the romance stay alive?
Will DTM steal her away?
Will his modeling career take off?
Will he ever win the World Midget Wrestling Heavyweight Title?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLYBERU!
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I am without speech.........
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URL icon « Reply #9 on: August 13, 2007, 08:02:24 AM »
Morning coffee...meet monitor.

That was friggin hilarious.

Happy B-day man!  Thumbs Up
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URL icon « Reply #10 on: August 13, 2007, 08:09:24 AM »
Absolutely hysterical!!! Rollin

I guess there are quite a few more things I don't know about you and guessing by these recent revelations...I don't want to know about them.

Happy Birthday, my brother. Cheers
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Quote from: arcticdesertnomad on August 13, 2007, 08:02:24 AM
Morning coffee...meet monitor.

That was friggin hilarious.

Happy B-day man!  Thumbs Up

Speaking of which, let's hope Mark isn't drinking his coffee, too.
He's gone through three monitors now...
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URL icon « Reply #12 on: August 13, 2007, 09:56:26 AM »
Happy Birthday Billy. Cake
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Quote from: gipper0324 on August 13, 2007, 08:19:06 AM

Speaking of which, let's hope Mark isn't drinking his coffee, too.
He's gone through three monitors now...
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Happy Birthday Billy Cheers
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URL icon « Reply #14 on: August 13, 2007, 06:33:07 PM »
 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Jen, you are too much! Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday, Billy
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