Due to another scandal <surprise>, DukTape Man was asked to resign as leader of the New Life Church.
His depression about missing Blaze has really gotten the best of him.
He snuck out of his Front Range safe house and has become vulnerable to yet another kidnapping by the Southern California Banana Cartel!
He saddled up his temporary steed and rode off…
Just for the record, his New Ride was not so sure about this escape plan…
He was seen wandering the streets of Cherry Creek… with a new hat!
He wanted matching red boots, but the fancy, snooty ladies told him that was just plain tacky.
So, he sought out a second opinion from the “ladies” at Shotgun Willie’s Show Club.
The bouncer caught him loitering and not tipping, so the girls gave him a bottle of Grey Goose and snuck him out the back alley.
In his haze, he spied a familiar name, and hurried to check it out. “Papa Mark?” he shouted out.
Much to his dismay, he received no reply. He delved back into his depression and rode over the Bull & Bush Brewery to drown his loneliness…
In the tank room.
Luckily, the brewpub is close to his safe house and he was able to crawl back. But not without repercussions. He has kicked the whiskey and opted for vodka. The spendy kind. The safe house director isn’t sure the Feds will cover this new drinking habit.
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