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Quote from: Daniela on July 19, 2007, 01:01:36 PM
Quote from: Hope Lin on July 19, 2007, 12:39:33 PM
If PBR books Journey you can take that as a sure sign the second coming is near.  Evil

Auntie Hope  Evil

Second coming of what, Auntie Hope?   giggle giggle

Little children, please apply your blinders IMMEDIATELY - some of the women are getting ornery! Evil
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URL icon « Reply #106 on: July 19, 2007, 02:05:58 PM »
Holy cow - things get busy at work for one day, only ONE DAY, and looks where this goes! 

I filled DTM and Blaze in on what you're all saying about them.  They took over my computer and tried to find Alaska Air tickets to the north slope - that's how embarassed they are.  But Duk Tape Man did admit to liking Journey.  Unfortunately I didn't have any Journey CD's in my collection, and I declined the invite to perform Journey songs for the guys myself. 

I propose a Duk Tape Man Fan Club meeting at Rocky Grass.  In the river, beside the stage, Friday, at Noon.  Bring your spandex, your fishnets, your leather pants, your Journey memorabilia, your beer cup, what-have-you, and a roll of duk tape if you've got it. 
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URL icon « Reply #107 on: July 20, 2007, 09:15:22 AM »
***BREAKING NEWS***

Recent intelligence (?) reports state that DTM and Blaze attempted to charter a flight out of Albuquerque International Sunport late last night.

However, the FAA restricts horses and banjos from the cockpit, so…
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URL icon « Reply #108 on: July 20, 2007, 09:15:49 AM »
They were forced to fly Business Class on another flight, where Journey was piped into the cabin the entire duration of the flight.

Upon arrival, medics were called for passengers who reportedly suffered from bleeding ears.
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URL icon « Reply #109 on: July 20, 2007, 09:16:10 AM »
Even though they intended to head to a much cooler environment, they inadvertently found themselves in Orange County.

Knowing the kidnap threat from the LCBC is still very real, they took their chances and hopped a cab to Anaheim.
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URL icon « Reply #110 on: July 20, 2007, 09:16:32 AM »
While DTM lectured his new-found-friends on the Art of the Banjo…
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URL icon « Reply #111 on: July 20, 2007, 09:16:52 AM »
Blaze, still suffering from an identity crisis, was seen wandering around Animal Kingdom.

He took up with a llama…
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And a family of emus.
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URL icon « Reply #113 on: July 20, 2007, 09:17:30 AM »
Their “protector’s” credibility will not be questioned, should the DukTape Duo return in one piece.

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URL icon « Reply #114 on: July 20, 2007, 09:33:20 AM »
Okay, now I need another computer screen!  LOL

Those two guys need to get back down south and enjoy this moist heat we have in the summer time. Flower

When DTM called collect last night he told me he was heading to Tijuana today to look for a DukTape Poncho so he could hide out with Ron and avoid being subjected to more Journey listening sessions.
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URL icon « Reply #115 on: July 20, 2007, 09:34:38 AM »
Jen,
You and Photoshop give new meaning to the term "armed and dangerous."
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Alright, a deal is deal! One sixer for Daniela.  Cheers What's your flavor, sweetheart?

To quote Full Metal Jacket (loosely):

"Private Schultz, you are definitely born again hard! Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps"

I was a Specialist in the United States Army and you WILL address me as such, Civilian!  strong

 My beer of choice is Palisade Red Truck.  It's brewed locally in Palisade, Colorado, so you'll have to come out here to buy it for me.   When can I expect you?   Evil

I will be right over after I go to the ATM.  LOL Evil
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URL icon « Reply #117 on: July 20, 2007, 09:42:19 AM »
Quote from: Bevin on July 20, 2007, 09:34:38 AM
Jen,
You and Photoshop give new meaning to the term "armed and dangerous."


The big bossman is working from home today, so I am free-and-clear to use Photoshop to my heart's content!

Now Playing icon Listening to: BNL - TBF 2006 <duh>
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URL icon « Reply #118 on: July 20, 2007, 09:59:03 AM »
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The big bossman is working from home today, so I am free-and-clear to use Photoshop to my heart's content!

Lookout everyone!  Don't be giving her any more dangerous ideas!
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URL icon « Reply #119 on: July 20, 2007, 10:18:38 AM »
Quote from: Bevin on July 20, 2007, 09:59:03 AM
Quote from: gipper0324 on July 20, 2007, 09:42:19 AM
The big bossman is working from home today, so I am free-and-clear to use Photoshop to my heart's content!

Lookout everyone!  Don't be giving her any more dangerous ideas!

Too late! This one is a no-brainer.

Lyle Lovett
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DTM
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