On a slight tangent, I'm a computer programmer.
I was on a project one time and I built an application to allow folks to see a visual representation of the data contained in a very large file we worked with.
It took 3-5 seconds to render the graphic. As all modern day web-surfers know, 3-5 seconds can feel like an eternity.
One user was a very impatient fellow programmer who would sit and click other buttons on the app while he was waiting.
Sometimes "bad things" would come of his aberrant button-clickage.
However, there was enough 'real estate' on the panel, so I added another button labelled "Serenity Now."
The "Serenity Now" button did nothing, no matter how many times you clicked it. And even though he knew it did nothing, he would sit and merrily click that button while waiting for the graphic to render.
Win, win.
Maybe we should change the "Smite" button to a "Serenity Now" button and prevent it from actually doing anything.
Listening to:
my daughter complain about having to go out and feed the chickens.