What's this tarp business?

[Hooch]

Careful what you wish for... and keep an eye out for those 'boys' willing to help you find a place on the tarp...

Hooch will shove bacon and/or crunchy frog down your throat...
DukTapeMan will try to take advantage of you (he's a perv)...
Hippie Jerry will offer you candy...
Blaze (DTM's horse) will steal your stuff...
Telluride Tom will give you beer or a late night martini...
CSI-Mike and Billy Beru will give you tarp folding lessons...


...then there's Rumballs, the TikiBar, The Dome, shit show, etc., etc....

...and that's before the festival begins...

Great....NOW you tell me!
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Yer screwed, Useless!!! 

And Mel, I've never heard you complain about my bacon and Crunchy Frog...probably because you were gagging.

[BillyBeru]

And Mel, I've never heard you complain about my bacon and Crunchy Frog...probably because you were gagging.

gagging...on what???

[Trixiemt75]

Let's see...IN for all of those and more. Especially frog-bacon goodness and people stealing my stuff. 

[Hooch]

And Mel, I've never heard you complain about my bacon and Crunchy Frog...probably because you were gagging.

gagging...on what???

Whoa!  And Billy B goes there!!  I was waiting to see who would take it to the gutter.  Thank you Billy.

[BillyBeru]

And Mel, I've never heard you complain about my bacon and Crunchy Frog...probably because you were gagging.

gagging...on what???

Whoa!  And Billy B goes there!!  I was waiting to see who would take it to the gutter.  Thank you Billy.

Of course it had to go there - I've seen Mel drink numerous Crunchy Frog shots and not once did she gag. Of course I can't say I've witnessed her with your bacon...

[Auntie Hope]

And Mel, I've never heard you complain about my bacon and Crunchy Frog...probably because you were gagging.

gagging...on what???

Whoa!  And Billy B goes there!!  I was waiting to see who would take it to the gutter.  Thank you Billy.

Of course it had to go there - I've seen Mel drink numerous Crunchy Frog shots and not once did she gag. Of course I can't say I've witnessed her with your bacon...

AND BILLY B SCORES AGAIN FOLKS! WHAT A DAY! WHAT A DAY! THAT'S 2 GUTTERBALLS IN ONE THREAD IN CASE YOU'VE LOST COUNT! YES COUNT 'EM ALL! ONE - TWO GUTTERBALLS!! GO BILLY! G BILLY! GO BILLY! GO BILLY!

Hooch, did you really have any doubt? He's the master of this game. 

Auntie Hope 

[pamia]

here is the reality of the tarp nonsense.  Some people actually sit in line during the night before, therefore missing the headliners they came here to see (although they can still hear them in line), just so they can be in front for the tarp run.  They get a good tarp spot, then go home and sleep, since they were up all night.  Those premium tarp spots are then open all day, and anyone is free to sit there, until they show up (and likely, even after, since everyone is so friendly!).  Then when it gets dark, most tarps are stowed anyway, since most people stream up front to dance.  So, to me, the tarp run is ridiculous.  Gates open at 10.  You can show up at 10:15 and walk right in and pick a great spot.  Or, just go tarpless (bring a chair) and tarp surf all day to meet new people!!

[Mel]

The tarp run is a caucaphony of beauty and magic. To see so many people run into the field, bursting hearts and striped socks with flowing plastic capes is an event not to be missed.

Last year on the last day, a group of folks unfurled the largest tarp I've ever seen. Their precision was spectacular, and I've searched youtube all year for a replay. Even Run a muck was awestruck.

The best part, IS meeting and befriendng all the tarp surfers. There aren't many other places on earth where you can meet so many fascinating people.

B.B....please coordinate with no show for a tarp folding demo for the benefit of those needing to see it with their own eyes.

Hooch: it is hard NOT to gag as your retinas are being seared by all of your coats (and shirts and underwear) of many colors.

[BillyBeru]

The tarp run is a caucaphony of beauty and magic. To see so many people run into the field, bursting hearts and striped socks with flowing plastic capes is an event not to be missed.

B.B....please coordinate with no show for a tarp folding demo for the benefit of those needing to see it with their own eyes.

Mel, I will do as you requested when you learn how to spell...cacophony.

[Hooch]

And Mel, I've never heard you complain about my bacon and Crunchy Frog...probably because you were gagging.

gagging...on what???

Whoa!  And Billy B goes there!!  I was waiting to see who would take it to the gutter.  Thank you Billy.

Of course it had to go there - I've seen Mel drink numerous Crunchy Frog shots and not once did she gag. Of course I can't say I've witnessed her with your bacon...

Ummmmmmm.......I...Uhhhh....See, right now would be the perfect time for Cruchy Frog to alleviate the sudden awkwardness!

[UselessJo]

AND BILLY B SCORES AGAIN FOLKS! WHAT A DAY! WHAT A DAY! THAT'S 2 GUTTERBALLS IN ONE THREAD IN CASE YOU'VE LOST COUNT! YES COUNT 'EM ALL! ONE - TWO GUTTERBALLS!! GO BILLY! G BILLY! GO BILLY! GO BILLY!

Hooch, did you really have any doubt? He's the master of this game.   

Auntie Hope   


Tee Hee...she said Billy had two gutterballs....tee hee...she said balls!

And Useless is putting a little presure on the reigning champ Billyberu!

[BillyBeru]

Tee Hee...she said Billy had two gutterballs....tee hee...she said balls!

And Useless is putting a little presure on the reigning champ Billyberu!

Putting pressure on me? Thou, who after 700+ posts still doesn't know how to quote, is putting pressure on the BillyBeru???

Grow up UJ, tricks are for kids. 

[Doc Mike]

Tee Hee...she said Billy had two gutterballs....tee hee...she said balls!

And Useless is putting a little presure on the reigning champ Billyberu!

Putting pressure on me? Thou, who after 700+ posts still doesn't know how to quote, is putting pressure on the BillyBeru???

Grow up UJ, tricks are for kids. 

Just don't gag on the tricks!

[UselessJo]

I feel so cheap and ashamed..................................

[Hooch]

You all should know better than to provoke and/or taunt Billy B.  It's a no-win scenario and he will go after your eyeballs and/or ankles....kind of like a preturbed aging Beagle with a licking fixation.