Kamp Duk Tape, Camp Totally Lit Announce Merger

[Cindy Lou]

That's all right DTM --- You'll always have a home in Run a Muck. You just need to tie Blaze away from Hot Mess's tent ...

Hippie didn't you mean tie Blaze TO Hot Mess's tent?  She does wear cowgirl boots ya know.

[gipper0324]

And then finally the acceptance stage where I could then admit to myself, "Yep, that little bastard Duktape Man is probably going to stagger up to Run a Muck, take a dump right outside my tent, set fire to it, ring the doorbell, and run."

If that happens, we are definitely blaming Duk Tape Man.  No one else we know would even be capable of such a thing. 

But now that I know your tent has a doorbell...

That's really gross.

Then again, you guys think of everything. I want a doorbell.
Cowbell? 

[Bevin]

                                                                ********    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   ********

                                                          KAMP DUK TAPE, CAMP TOTALLY LIT 

Full details of the Agreement remain confidential to protect the innocent  

The usual precautions will continue to be advisable when interacting with Duk Tape Man. 

Protect the innocent?  Now I KNOW this is a hoax!  Innocent...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Actually, we did have an "innocent" in camp with us once.  Didn't last. 

[libraryvolgirl]

i think blaze taught me a thing or two when i found him by my tent :P

[Mel]

I heard Duk Tape Man had sticky fingers... so is that where all of your stuff went, Mess, so FORCING you to borrow all of Hooch's extra stuff???

Thank Dog for a drunkie string engineer who is well prepared!!!

Woo hoo on the merger - it'll be so much easier to visit the two kamps without getting as lost...

[Doc Mike]

I heard Duk Tape Man had sticky fingers... so is that where all of your stuff went, Mess, so FORCING you to borrow all of Hooch's extra stuff???

Thank Dog for a drunkie string engineer who is well prepared!!!

Woo hoo on the merger - it'll be so much easier to visit the two kamps without getting as lost...

Less stumble per drink, eh Mel?

[Mel]

I heard Duk Tape Man had sticky fingers... so is that where all of your stuff went, Mess, so FORCING you to borrow all of Hooch's extra stuff???

Thank Dog for a drunkie string engineer who is well prepared!!!

Woo hoo on the merger - it'll be so much easier to visit the two kamps without getting as lost...

Less stumble per drink, eh Mel?

I generally have a foot slave, to preclude stumbling... This year will not be an exception.

With the merging of these two great kamps, my foot slave won't have to lug my fat ass as far...

[swander99]

I heard Duk Tape Man had sticky fingers... so is that where all of your stuff went, Mess, so FORCING you to borrow all of Hooch's extra stuff???

Thank Dog for a drunkie string engineer who is well prepared!!!

Woo hoo on the merger - it'll be so much easier to visit the two kamps without getting as lost...

Less stumble per drink, eh Mel?

I generally have a foot slave, to preclude stumbling... This year will not be an exception.

With the merging of these two great kamps, my foot slave won't have to lug my fat ass as far...

    

Damn, I hope Blaze will still be available for the late night foot slave hunts out in the Primitive area!  This merger could lead to unspeakable chaos on the "dark paths" over the river & thru the woods...

[Moonbeam]

First, I'd like to say thanks for making me laugh today.  Reading this post was more humorous than my recent MADD magazine.  See what a recession does to the magazine industry? ! 

I think Mess and I need to set up a merger of all cute guys in Tride with a toothbrush and condo to her tent around midnight. I need the warmth of a fire each night, but not the man.   

Also, if in fact, we need a lost and found we should also set it up near Mess' tent or in her tent since most of the lost items are hers.  Hooch can back me up on this.  Therefore next year I say we have a Camp Run-a-Muk/Lost & Found tent merged within Mess' roped in area.  There should be a paddy locked chain fence set up around this tent for easy recognition.  A dog collar unit will be attached to her neck as well as the newly invented (hopefully Hooch can do this) Amber Cam....with GPS device and drunk web cam within the attached helmet (shock waves to be given off if she leaves behind her Mando somewhere).   

 Listening to: nature, and I don't mean those stupid soundtracks either

[Bevin]

Damn, I hope Blaze will still be available for the late night foot slave hunts out in the Primitive area!  This merger could lead to unspeakable chaos on the "dark paths" over the river & thru the woods...

Blaze will certainly be up for some late night romps in the dark - just come by and lure him away with warm Tecate'

[Blaze, the Trusty Stead]

Ah, warm Tecate.  Almost as happy as a warm....

 Listening to: the sun shinning

[Hooch]

Ah, warm Tecate.  Almost as happy as a warm....

...piece of bacon???

[swander99]

  Ahhhh, warm Tecate.  Nectar of the Dogs?
 I'll be sure to have plenty in my tie-dyed hunting sack for Blaze's visits to the dark side of the river.

(btw, who is this "Dog" Mel is thanking for well prepared drunkies? A "friend" of Mother Hooch?) 

 Listening to: OCMS

[Hooch]

Ahhhh, warm Tecate.  Nectar of the Dogs?
 I'll be sure to have plenty in my tie-dyed hunting sack for Blaze's visits to the dark side of the river.

(btw, who is this "Dog" Mel is thanking for well prepared drunkies? A "friend" of Mother Hooch?) 

"Dog" is Mel's preferred deity of choice. 

[Bevin]

Blaze, the Trusty "Stead?" 

Seriously? 

Doesn't that horse use spell checker? 

It's "Steed", you drunken misfit.