That's the kind of sporting contest I like to see! I noted that the bacon looked perfectly cooked too. That's an important thing to discuss amongst campmates before the cooking of bacon can begin each morning. Some people like it less cooked than others. Some like it downright charred and crispy. Hopefully that will not cause any rifts between festivarians. Also, I've noted that cheating and cooking bacon in a microwave gives you significantly thinner strips. What's up with that?
And now...back to the Bloody Marys....