mosquitos

[stongwrcs]

Hell, in Alaska it was our after-shave. It's called 'ode to cutters" Great stuff and them critters really don't like it!
And if you don't sit still, they can't catch you. They do really like people that eat bacon, though!
 
Dancing time!

[wilco1]

Hell, in Alaska it was our after-shave. It's called 'ode to cutters" Great stuff and them critters really don't like it!
And if you don't sit still, they can't catch you. They do really like people that eat bacon, though!
 
Dancing time!

Screw the mosquitos bring on the bacon

[UselessJo]

Bring on the Bacon Bra's! That will scare any mosquito away. The only drawback may be that it does atract Hooches.

[Hooch]

Hell, in Alaska it was our after-shave. It's called 'ode to cutters" Great stuff and them critters really don't like it!
And if you don't sit still, they can't catch you. They do really like people that eat bacon, though!
 
Dancing time!

Screw the mosquitos bring on the bacon

I like the way you think.  We should invent a bacon-based repellant.

[TellurideTom]

Will it work on Mika???? The ticks have been something fierce this year and we need a good herbal repellent. The over the counter meds make a puppy toxic and destroy her kidneys over time.

Put me down for some!!!

Best removal method for ticks, whether it be on a person or a pet, is to put some liquid soap (dish washing liquid works) on a cotton ball..... soak the tick for a few minutes.... it'll fall off in the ball and you can throw it or flush it.

[mark2010]

Ok Ive got the idea now.

You tell us how great it is, how great the music/beer/people etc are, distract us with talk of tarp, bacon, pasties, free sex etc and so get us to buy flights, tickets etc and then...

2 weeks out you mention the thunderstorms and the mosquitos ?

What next ? Gun toting crack dealers on every corner ??? 



 Listening to: Fun Lovin Criminals

[A J]

 

Ok Ive got the idea now.

You tell us how great it is, how great the music/beer/people etc are, distract us with talk of tarp, bacon, pasties, free sex etc and so get us to buy flights, tickets etc and then...

2 weeks out you mention the thunderstorms and the mosquitos ?

What next ? Gun toting crack dealers on every corner ??? 

No, Not every corner 

[A J]

oh BTW my sis is an herbalist, and will be bringing her "big juice" with her (maybe to sell?), which consists of a base of:

vodka (1 oz)
aged witch hazel tincture (1 oz)
10 drops cat nip essential oil (some studies show it's more powerful than deet, and oh so natural)
1oz water
5 drops lavender essential oil
5 drops eucalyptus essential oil
5 drops peppermint essential oil
optional addition for black flies: lemon grass essential oil (5-7 drops)
optional addition for tics, 5-7 drops rose jeranium

dat's pretty much it. 

Will she trade me for a Weed & Water cocktail??????   My friends say it's a panty dropper, whatever that means... 

[wilco1]

If you ask Kimmy Jo she will tell you that Irish Spring is also a woman repellent!

Brian you might what to try this soap I've been told the ladies seem to like it.

http://www.blogadilla.com/2008/09/04/how-to-make-bacon-soap-from-actual-bacon/

 Listening to: julie eating raisin bran

[UselessJo]

A bacon soap named "Hogwash"? That is funny! And the "hook" to try it is "Everybody loves bacon (the meat of the Gods).
And now we can bathe with bacony goodness."
Way too funny!
Wow, you are listening to that? Tell Julie to close her mouth when she eats. 

[vetniles]

Will it work on Mika???? The ticks have been something fierce this year and we need a good herbal repellent. The over the counter meds make a puppy toxic and destroy her kidneys over time.

Put me down for some!!!

The Frontline sold by veterinarians contains Fipronil which is specific to insect nervous systems.  It is topical only and not absorbed systemically.

I think it is hands down the best product out there for tick control.  It kills them within 24 hours of attachment, which means that your furry friend won't get the nasty tick bourne diseases they carry.

[meanderingjeeper]

What next ? Gun toting crack dealers on every corner ??? 

Nahhhh, those guys got run out of town by the bunch of scousers who'll wait behind the trees to steal your drinks.



 Listening to: Caribbean Breeze

[lalagay]

Ok Ive got the idea now.

You tell us how great it is, how great the music/beer/people etc are, distract us with talk of tarp, bacon, pasties, free sex etc and so get us to buy flights, tickets etc and then...

2 weeks out you mention the thunderstorms and the mosquitos ?

What next ? Gun toting crack dealers on every corner ??? 

 

No seriously Mark, I see your point, but really, mosquitoes aren't that bad, as long as you have some decent repellent 

I like Maineahhh's natural option: I'll definitely sign up for some off the stuff if there's any going?!?

Bring on the Citronella, once we all stink of the stuff we'll stop noticing it... 

[mark2010]

What next ? Gun toting crack dealers on every corner ??? 

Nahhhh, those guys got run out of town by the bunch of scousers who'll wait behind the trees to steal your drinks.

Scoucers ? No please tell me there arent any with 1000 miles.

[Boogiefool]

What next ? Gun toting crack dealers on every corner ??? 

Nahhhh, those guys got run out of town by the bunch of scousers who'll wait behind the trees to steal your drinks.

Scoucers ? No please tell me there arent any with 1000 miles.

You are soooo lucky

 Listening to: Half Man Half Biscuit