for Hooch the bacon king

[Ron N Deb]

geez you guys... The thought of Jess covered in powdered sugar, give me a break.

Shut up Ron

I promise to make waffles in the morning.

with bacon.

uh oh....you know suddenly I am concerned about my image ,  I mean there are festi-virgins on this list.   First impressions are everything.  Those poor people probably have some image of me as an underwearless, pyro-maniacal, powdered-sugar covered naked freak with bacon between my teeth. 

This is not good.

I should be more subdued.

I'm gonna work on that.  

 Listening to: and the problem is what ???????

[Hippie]

geez you guys... The thought of Jess covered in powdered sugar, give me a break.

Shut up Ron

I promise to make waffles in the morning.
with bacon.

uh oh....you know suddenly I am concerned about my image ,  I mean there are festi-virgins on this list.    First impressions are everything.  Those poor people probably have some image of me as an underwearless, pyro-maniacal, powdered-sugar covered naked freak with bacon between my teeth. 

This is not good.

I should be more subdued.

I'm gonna work on that.   

You left out the human disco ball part.... The waffle iron is hot.

Shut up Ron - Thank you for your restraint

[Flagstaff Jess]

geez you guys... The thought of Jess covered in powdered sugar, give me a break.

Shut up Ron

I promise to make waffles in the morning.
with bacon.

uh oh....you know suddenly I am concerned about my image ,  I mean there are festi-virgins on this list.    First impressions are everything.  Those poor people probably have some image of me as an underwearless, pyro-maniacal, powdered-sugar covered naked freak with bacon between my teeth. 

This is not good.

I should be more subdued.

I'm gonna work on that.   

You left out the human disco ball part.... The waffle iron is hot.

Shut up Ron - Thank you for your restraint

Ron actually called tonight laughing his butt off at me, but was very sweet.  However, I was in the middle of truck drama and couldn't talk.  I needed to pour coke all over the battery.  If it doesn't start tomorrow when I am supposed to drive to Colorado then I am going to pour Patron on it.

I understand what makes my truck work.  Pretty much the same things that make me work.  We have had 12 years and 238,000 miles together. 
It's one of those understanding things.  One time when she wouldn't start for days, I told my so called "get-it-towed" boyfriend that she just needs to rest.  Well after three days she healed herself and was fine.  That was at least 80,000 miles ago.

She loves going to Colorado as much as I do.  We're gonna have so much fun!

[Hooch]

geez you guys... The thought of Jess covered in powdered sugar, give me a break.

Shut up Ron

I promise to make waffles in the morning.

with bacon.

uh oh....you know suddenly I am concerned about my image ,  I mean there are festi-virgins on this list.    First impressions are everything.  Those poor people probably have some image of me as an underwearless, pyro-maniacal, powdered-sugar covered naked freak with bacon between my teeth. 

This is not good.

I should be more subdued.

I'm gonna work on that.   

I figure that just makes the popularity of the festival even greater.  No wonder there is so much ticket scalping going on these days.

[Flagstaff Jess]

geez you guys... The thought of Jess covered in powdered sugar, give me a break.

Shut up Ron

I promise to make waffles in the morning.

with bacon.

uh oh....you know suddenly I am concerned about my image ,  I mean there are festi-virgins on this list.    First impressions are everything.  Those poor people probably have some image of me as an underwearless, pyro-maniacal, powdered-sugar covered naked freak with bacon between my teeth. 

This is not good.

I should be more subdued.

I'm gonna work on that.   

I figure that just makes the popularity of the festival even greater.  No wonder there is so much ticket scalping going on these days.

Oh, so it's my fault I don't have a TP ticket????  Should have known!

Colorado - I'm on my way!

[landshark]

Where are you headed Jess? Boulder?

[Hippie]

   High kids...
My puppy dumped the phone in her water dish while I was in the laundrymat today. My cell guy tells me there was two numbers on my sim card, one of them was an outdated one belonging to Erndog.

If I should have your phone number please send it back by PM....

[TellurideTom]

Bacon can make you live longer too.

[SteamboatPaul]

This may actually require a new section on the forum. What say you , moderators?

Any way check it out: Bacon Salt

Everything should taste like bacon. Now it can. Bacon corn, bacon ice cream, bacon haddock, bacon escargot, bacon turnip, bacon cottage cheese, bacon Boca burgers, bacon kind veggie burritos, bacon fruit salad, bacon spaghetti and meatballs, bacon donuts, bacon yogurt, bacon and sweetbreads (yum), bacon flavored bacon (double bacon), bacon flavored Hooch, bacon flavored whiskey,

what else can we baconize?

AWESOME!

[Ron N Deb]

Paul with all Due Respect , and great Post BTW !!
Methinks we should keep the whole Bacon Thang
in Hooch's Thread ...Tom agree's
I will leave it up to him to move
Love the Idea!!
I would Love to see the Thread ...HUGE !!!!!!!
as a omgamd not only to Hooch ....But to Bacon !!
 

[John R]

I will need to make a trip to winn dixie since publix is not on their list.  Bacon salt on fresh corn, oh my.

[Ron N Deb]

Im heading up to Smiths to make beer run and get some
stuff for my throat ...I hate being sick , no Sammy for me tonight
 

[Hooch]

This may actually require a new section on the forum. What say you , moderators?

Any way check it out: Bacon Salt

Everything should taste like bacon. Now it can. Bacon corn, bacon ice cream, bacon haddock, bacon escargot, bacon turnip, bacon cottage cheese, bacon Boca burgers, bacon kind veggie burritos, bacon fruit salad, bacon spaghetti and meatballs, bacon donuts, bacon yogurt, bacon and sweetbreads (yum), bacon flavored bacon (double bacon), bacon flavored Hooch, bacon flavored whiskey,

what else can we baconize?

AWESOME!

I was given the gift of Bacon Salt last year at TBF by our "Tarp 9" crew (Malcolm, Kari, Craig, and Peter) and I can testify that it is delightful, vegetarian (for those who care), and very bacony in taste.  I highly recommend it as an emergency backup item in case of sudden bacon deficiency. 

[flyfishindave]

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/



Here's your bacon recipe for ya....

 Listening to: Sam B

[Ron N Deb]

"Holy Heart Attack Batman"
Damn does that look GOOD !
That looks like a fun festy thing to fix up
its printing off now ...lol
Thanks Alot !