for Hooch the bacon king

[Hippie]

I could never make this stuff up.... Honest 

Now that T Tom is a reverend...

                        BLESSING OF LARD OR BACON

V. Our help is in the name of the Lord
R. Who has made heaven and earth.
V. The Lord be with you.
R. And with your spirit.

Let us pray.

Bless, Lord, this lard (or bacon) which You have made, that it may be a
healthful food for mankind. Grant by the invocation of Your holy name that
all who partake of it may receive health of body and safety of soul,
through Christ our Lord. R. Amen.

(And it is sprinkled with holy water.)

     From :    THE RURAL LIFE PRAYERBOOK

Published by
The National Catholic Rural Life Conference
4625 Beaver Avenue
Des Moines, IA 50310-2199

Copyright, 1956

 

[Hooch]

The thought of Telluride Tom coming after my bacon with holy water makes me a bit edgy.

[TellurideTom]

The thought of Telluride Tom coming after my bacon with holy water makes me a bit edgy.

It may make the bacon grease spatter.

[tahoe gypsy]

Just to let you know Hooch a Nemisis is a paying job, 
I found this on the Best of Craigs List.
Silly me I was offering the service for free..

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $350 up front

PostingID: 672031640

[Hooch]

Just to let you know Hooch a Nemisis is a paying job, 
I found this on the Best of Craigs List.
Silly me I was offering the service for free..

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $350 up front

PostingID: 672031640

Wow!  That is a cool idea!!!  Too bad you are way the hell over in California (a.k.a. "Land Of A Million Marshmallow Roasts") or I would offer to pay you for your services.  Also, I would need to see a resume with references.

[landshark]

Just to let you know Hooch a Nemisis is a paying job, 
I found this on the Best of Craigs List.
Silly me I was offering the service for free..

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    * Compensation: $350 up front

PostingID: 672031640

Wow!  That is a cool idea!!!  Too bad you are way the hell over in California (a.k.a. "Land Of A Million Marshmallow Roasts") or I would offer to pay you for your services.  Also, I would need to see a resume with references.

This is so funny and makes me wonder if this job comes with a new leather outfit 
Ever see the movie THE GAME? 

[tahoe gypsy]

Well, I always have a full wardrobe of all styles,
You can have a Fornemumsis or something to that matter...
and I  would have to work on my Brittish accent because I sound
like Eliza Doolittle from My Fair Lady... and kinda look like her too.,,,
back to my evil plans...

[Punchy]

I could never make this stuff up.... Honest 

Now that T Tom is a reverend...

                        BLESSING OF LARD OR BACON

V. Our help is in the name of the Lord
R. Who has made heaven and earth.
V. The Lord be with you.
R. And with your spirit.

Let us pray.

Bless, Lord, this lard (or bacon) which You have made, that it may be a
healthful food for mankind. Grant by the invocation of Your holy name that
all who partake of it may receive health of body and safety of soul,
through Christ our Lord. R. Amen.

(And it is sprinkled with holy water.)

     From :    THE RURAL LIFE PRAYERBOOK

Published by
The National Catholic Rural Life Conference
4625 Beaver Avenue
Des Moines, IA 50310-2199

Copyright, 1956

 

Makes me proud to have been raised Catholic

[landshark]

I could never make this stuff up.... Honest 

Now that T Tom is a reverend...

                        BLESSING OF LARD OR BACON

V. Our help is in the name of the Lord
R. Who has made heaven and earth.
V. The Lord be with you.
R. And with your spirit.

Let us pray.

Bless, Lord, this lard (or bacon) which You have made, that it may be a
healthful food for mankind. Grant by the invocation of Your holy name that
all who partake of it may receive health of body and safety of soul,
through Christ our Lord. R. Amen.

(And it is sprinkled with holy water.)

     From :    THE RURAL LIFE PRAYERBOOK

Published by
The National Catholic Rural Life Conference
4625 Beaver Avenue
Des Moines, IA 50310-2199

Copyright, 1956

 

Makes me proud to have been raised Catholic

funny Punchy,,, funny 

[BillyBeru]

Hooch,

I was at the farmer's market yesterday and came across the following yummy and friendly treat which made me think of you, mighty Bacon King.

[Hippie]

Prepare to be saved

[tahoe gypsy]

Prepare to be saved

I love those Jerry, With your influence I made several people laugh,
Thank You,
You have made my day! and probably week, I can't stop thinking about signs...

[Ron N Deb]

what a great sign had to save it !
 

[Punchy]

Prepare to be saved

Now that's my kind of church

[Ron N Deb]

Time to pass around the "Plate"