***DUKTAPE UPDATE***Following DukTape Man’s ever-so-brief (and screwy) abduction at Rockygrass…
He and Blaze are resting “peacefully” at a safe house in an undisclosed city called Denver.
Uh, where did Blaze just scurry off to??
Of course, he’s in the bar.
The boys are staying well fed on bananas and tequila.
WAIT!! Bananas
and tequila?? That sounds suspiciously like the diet of the LCBC (Lower California Banana Cartel). And that bar looks eerily similar to Courtness’ craft from TBF.
Could it be that the boys were placed in a “safe” house that is also the LCBC Rocky Mountain HQ??
Will the ALDTM (The Army for the Liberation of DukTape Man), DLO (DukTape Liberation Organization) and DukTape Navy be able to save our festi-heroes from the clutches of LCBC once again??
Let’s hope they do. They only have a coupla weeks ‘til Pickin’ in the Pines…