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URL icon « on: May 15, 2008, 05:25:14 PM »
This is totally necessary!

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URL icon « Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 06:04:39 PM »
It's funny how life goes.  I never thought I'd see my favorite chair posted on the festivarian website under it's own topic and given a nickname.  I guess I'll go sit in it right now, drink some hooch, and reflect upon this strange turn of events.
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URL icon « Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 06:40:55 PM »
but Hooch - where are the naked people?
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maybe we need to put Mtroamer in there?

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Jerry, this is as close to naked as you'll see on the forum.  But stay tuned for my new website www.velvetina-gone-wild.com
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So......... approximately how many naked pygmy dancers can fit on that chair at one time???? 
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URL icon « Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 08:53:50 PM »
Hooch, I think your chair kicks ass, and the tie dyed bathrobe is just icing on the cake. 
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URL icon « Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 09:01:33 PM »
You'll need to get a robe like his as well Bevin...

That blue velvet bit you're wearing will bounce like hell against that red velvet chair.  Might make a person spit up a little.

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NOW THAT IS SO ... ... SO


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URL icon « Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 08:32:57 AM »
Quote from: Bevin on May 15, 2008, 08:53:50 PM
Hooch, I think your chair kicks ass, and the tie dyed bathrobe is just icing on the cake. 
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One day, when I'm all gown up, I hope to have a chair half as cool as that.  I mean it.
Hey, thanks Bevin.  I hear you have an awesome stove at your house.  Maybe we can get my chair and your stove together and one day perhaps they will make a little velvety appliance of their own.
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Hey Hooch!!!    Has Velvetina met DukTape Man or Blaze yet???     I bet DTM is "Pimp" in that chair!

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Hey Hooch!!!    Has Velvetina met DukTape Man or Blaze yet???     I bet DTM is "Pimp" in that chair!
No, not yet.  But there may be a chance for that after the Pagosa festival in early June. 
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Quote from: connielv on May 20, 2008, 04:57:09 PM

Hey Hooch!!!    Has Velvetina met DukTape Man or Blaze yet???     I bet DTM is "Pimp" in that chair!
No, not yet.  But there may be a chance for that after the Pagosa festival in early June. 

Might I suggest large doses of Scotchgard prior to their visiting!!!   EEK!   Drunk   EEK!

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Hooch has plenty of scotch I'm sure  Cheers
But not sure that will help with DTM, just make it worse.   Wink

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URL icon « Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 10:26:42 PM »
Im digging the the Chair !
the robe is cool as well although
i would raither see a tall leggy tye dye Goddess wearing it
with errr big ....Eyes
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Quote from: Ron N Deb on May 20, 2008, 10:26:42 PM
Im digging the the Chair !
the robe is cool as well although
i would raither see a tall leggy tye dye Goddess wearing it
with errr big ....Eyes
I know ....SHUT UP RON !

Yeah, I'd rather see a tall leggy goddess with big eyes in the photo too!
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