But what better way to worship a Goddess than with an erection? These two ideas are not mutually exclusive. DOES NOT COMPUTE!
<Sigh>... you know so little... I'd be happy to enlighten you
My wife would be happy to tell you all about how little I know if she were heading to Telluride with me. If you could enlighten me even just a little bit, she would probably send you flowers every June.
Flowers! I love flowers
Let your wife know that I will do my best, however I've been working on my hubby now for years to no avail... so no promises!
Sorry your wife can't make it (my better half isn't coming either), but there's always next year!