The Horrifying Truth of Jealousy

[Hooch]

Dear Festivarians,

I just need to be honest: jealous doesn't cut it for the feeling I have for everyone gearing up and heading out in the next little while. If I could hit the box canyon every year, I would, and I know I'm not alone.

In the meantime, I will get over myself and wish everyone a GREAT festival. If every carnivore eats a flank steak for those of us who can't be there, and every beer drinker has a beer, and everyone keeps well hydrated, we might feel a mild sense of satisfaction steaming KOTO over our humble computers.

See you at 40--

I will take it upon myself to consume your bacon allocation.  It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

I will volunteer lampshade guy to drink your crunchy frog.

Mel

Between his Crunchy Frog allotment and Billy Beru's allotment I'm pretty much doomed to lay on the ground immobile for 10 days.

[Hippie]

Not allowed Hooch, We need you vertical for a majority of our time in Town Park, no matter what your condition.

[Hot Sugar]

Dear Festivarians,

I just need to be honest: jealous doesn't cut it for the feeling I have for everyone gearing up and heading out in the next little while. If I could hit the box canyon every year, I would, and I know I'm not alone.

In the meantime, I will get over myself and wish everyone a GREAT festival. If every carnivore eats a flank steak for those of us who can't be there, and every beer drinker has a beer, and everyone keeps well hydrated, we might feel a mild sense of satisfaction steaming KOTO over our humble computers.

See you at 40--

I will take it upon myself to consume your bacon allocation.  It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

I will volunteer lampshade guy to drink your crunchy frog.

Mel

Between his Crunchy Frog allotment and Billy Beru's allotment I'm pretty much doomed to lay on the ground immobile for 10 days.

I think you'd be doomed just with Billy's allotment. I think most of us would be doomed if we attempted Billy's allotment.

[Iriecycle]

Zack,
Don't know if I'll drink a whole beer for you, as other inspirations may intercede, will certainly raise the cup and drink some down for ya.  Regarding Dank Flank, I'll be sure and eat some in your stead.  Hopefully see you at the 40th.
peace

 Listening to: Cultura Profetica - Is This Love > Alton Ellis - All That We need is Love

[Mel]

Between his Crunchy Frog allotment and Billy Beru's allotment I'm pretty much doomed to lay on the ground immobile for 10 days.

...and your point is?

I'm not sure how that's actually different than past years.