woohoo!!!! Just realized I'm no longer an old-time... NOW, I'm BACON!!!"
Well you deserve it! You are, after all, the "Bacon Dealer". I'm merely the bacon distributor.
And I love the personal distribution you so kindly served!
Crap, all this talk about bacon is making me hungry. Seeing as how there is no wrong time for bacon, I'm off to the kitchen! yum
well crap again, I just noticed that now I'm an old-timer! waaaa for all I know I have been for a while, so I'm a forgetful old timer. Now where was I? Oh yea, BACON!