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URL icon « Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 08:29:24 AM »

Are you sure you don't mean your liver? Slow down on the crunchy frogs maybe?
Woman, I certainly know my liver from my spleen!  Even in the dark!  And if I slowed down on Crunchy Fogs then that would just give Billy Beru or Mel time to catch up with me, which AIN'T happening!  So seriously, I think I have ankle cancer.  What do you got for that? 

You'll be thinkin' Crunchy Fog....

Don't worry, I have no desire to go head to head with you in a Crunch-off... I'll let you and Billy Beru barf it out.

Oh whatever.  You know you'll be right there with us toe-to-toe. 
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URL icon « Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 08:32:25 AM »

Are you sure you don't mean your liver? Slow down on the crunchy frogs maybe?
Woman, I certainly know my liver from my spleen!  Even in the dark!  And if I slowed down on Crunchy Fogs then that would just give Billy Beru or Mel time to catch up with me, which AIN'T happening!  So seriously, I think I have ankle cancer.  What do you got for that? 


I'm thinking field amputation...
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URL icon « Reply #17 on: June 01, 2011, 08:36:15 AM »

Cindy Lou and Auntie Hope,
Thanks for all the tips. I'm never to shy to ask for help. It's just nice to have friendly faces along the way.
Thanks again.
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URL icon « Reply #18 on: June 01, 2011, 09:32:09 AM »

Are you sure you don't mean your liver? Slow down on the crunchy frogs maybe?
Woman, I certainly know my liver from my spleen!  Even in the dark!  And if I slowed down on Crunchy Fogs then that would just give Billy Beru or Mel time to catch up with me, which AIN'T happening!  So seriously, I think I have ankle cancer.  What do you got for that? 


I'm thinking field amputation...

Perfect.  We have 4 or 5 doctors in my festival crew "Utarpia" this year, so we can take care of that little problem right on the tarp and I won't miss any music.  Not sure what the dentist can do to help but maybe I can get my teeth cleaned at the same time.  Doc Mike, bring whatever voodoo stuff you need. 
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URL icon « Reply #19 on: June 01, 2011, 09:35:45 AM »

I can Steve over to help too if you like
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URL icon « Reply #20 on: June 01, 2011, 09:57:48 AM »

Crunchy Frog should be all the anesthetic you need. It can also sterilize and cauterize the wound. Such a versatile liquid...
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URL icon « Reply #21 on: June 01, 2011, 10:05:59 AM »

I'm thinking I saw a mention of propofol somewhere on the forum. That might come in handy as well.
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URL icon « Reply #22 on: June 01, 2011, 10:34:15 AM »

I'm thinking I saw a mention of propofol somewhere on the forum. That might come in handy as well.

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URL icon « Reply #23 on: June 01, 2011, 02:03:10 PM »

I can Steve over to help too if you like

Steve's on vacation that week...  LOL Evil LOL Evil LOL
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