ISO Foot slave

[TRL]

All Packed up but missing the foot slave
 

 Listening to: Ralph

[Debbiefromtucson]

Help find us a few TP tix and we will find you a foot slave

[TRL]

I am still on it looking for all those who have been looking for me. 
Still searching through the CL listings as well. Any leads will come your way.

[swander99]

                                                            

The ever elusive TP Foot Slave hunt commences when Hooch gets his googles cleaned off after the initial
 CRUNCHY FROG dispersement.  While they are often seen prancing into the dark single tracks of the "Primitive Area", we're still waiting for him to bag one! (the tye-died burlap sack of course)

[TRL]

Shall I add Nite vision googles and crunchy frog gig to the list?  I already have a td sack.
Ill Keep my eyes peeled

[Cindy Lou]

Shall I add Nite vision googles and crunchy frog gig to the list?  I already have a td sack.
Ill Keep my eyes peeled

HA!  Crunchy frog giggin in the moonlight with night vision googles!  Sounds like a perfect after-nightgrass event!

[Hippie]

  A truly good foot slave is best lured into your camp, sometimes clubbing them over the head and throwing them in a burlap sack makes them surly.

Leave the Crunchy Frog to Hooch. As It's Rick says: "it's classified as a hazardous material in several states" We are looking out for your best interests and safe festivation.

Shall I add Nite vision googles and crunchy frog gig to the list?  I already have a td sack.

HA!  Crunchy frog giggin in the moonlight with night vision googles!  Sounds like a perfect after-nightgrass event!

[TRL]

AYE AYE  Hippie.

I am sorry I didnt believe you at first so I did my homework and sure enough I found the listing in my    Junior Woodchucks Scout Handbook. 

The Crunchy Frog is classified as a prohibited aquatic animal species (WAC 220-12-090). Hazmat license and proper training is required to hunt them, there are no bag limits, and the season is open year round. 

It is unlawful to import into the state, hold, possess, offer for sale, sell, or release without the proper license to do so (WAC 232-12-064).

I broke out the hazmat parka for nothin...

[TRL]

I hear they taste like bacon. Is that true?

[Auntie Hope]

I hear they taste like bacon. Is that true?

Well, they don't taste like chicken! 

Auntie Hope 

[TRL]

Back to topic


So I learned the ultimate lesson last year.
 TX humidity  for 2 months then 9 days in new chac's in CO's crisp air Festival dust mud beer hmm and some funk that still wont come off .. well just dried my pups right up to a blistrously cracked up mess that reburst with every step..I had indeed contracted one of the 2ND worse cases of ???? you guessed it right!   festi-feet... so I found myself doing the crawl but not from the good drink.... and there on my hands and knees I vowed to search out the answer... After consulting much wise counsel...  hhhmmm (opinions may vary on the counsel ha)
The anwser is given .. One must find foot slave.
So  my quest continues.

Its blu goo till then 

 Listening to: the taste of sunshine dust

[Debbiefromtucson]

Living in Tucson, I suffer from festi-feet quite often.. What Blue goo?

[TRL]

Emu Oil, Lecithin, Glycerin, Soja (Soybean) Oil, Lanolin, Beeswax (Cera Alba), Papain (Papaya Enzyme), BHA, BHT.
but it works till the slave is found
Its not even really blue but it works pretty good so far.... atleast till Ive found the slave.

[Mel]

AYE AYE  Hippie.

I am sorry I didnt believe you at first so I did my homework and sure enough I found the listing in my    Junior Woodchucks Scout Handbook. 

The Crunchy Frog is classified as a prohibited aquatic animal species (WAC 220-12-090). Hazmat license and proper training is required to hunt them, there are no bag limits, and the season is open year round. 

It is unlawful to import into the state, hold, possess, offer for sale, sell, or release without the proper license to do so (WAC 232-12-064).

I broke out the hazmat parka for nothin...

You are most definitely underestimating the power of the Frog.  You will need your parka and safety goggles as well.  Hopefully, Hooch will be setting up an emergency shower for the sake of safety. 

A surly foot slave is not an effective foot slave.  But the Crunchy Frog will remedy that quickly.  It will serve to lure, in addition to soften the blow to the head.