We Festi-Virgins Challenge You Veterans

[Auntie Hope]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Auntie Hope 

[Mel]

SOOOO much fun making a list of everyone that is not getting any of our medallions for calling me Trixie. 

Lets see:

Hooch
Hippie
Swander99
Kauaigirl

I kinda think you may want to stick with "trixie".  It could be soooo much worse.  Besides, not only is it a beloved dog's name, it's a great stripper name, and a 'safe' festiname. 

And, to be nicknamed without having ever been met - *phew* you dodged a bullet.

Some folks have earned their names, and will never ever live it down.

Hooch does not deserve jack squat!
Useless is definitely brown nosing.



 Listening to: Joe Cocker - You can leave your hat on

[HuckinFappy]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Maybe so, but the Festivarian Stripper's name is "Trixie".

She can fight it, but it ain't easy to get toothpaste back in a tube

[Debbiefromtucson]

Useless is appalled?  brown-noser!

Love the cow!!!!

I think she's running scared now...

But, hey she started it by calling us OLD..LOL

[Hooch]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Auntie Hope 

If I hear anyone call her Lara instead of Trixie they will be cut off at the Run-A-Muck bar immediately and scorned for the remainder of the festival.  And no bacon. 

[landshark]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Auntie Hope 

If I hear anyone call her Lara instead of Trixie they will be cut off at the Run-A-Muck bar immediately and scorned for the remainder of the festival.  And no bacon. 

Is she a stripper?

[Trixiemt75]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Auntie Hope 

Thanks Hope.  And thank you for being the only one out of this group that has even thanked me for spending a ton of money and my time trying to do something nice for you all.

[Hooch]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Auntie Hope 

Thanks Hope.  And thank you for being the only one out of this group that has even thanked me for spending a ton of money and my time trying to do something nice for you all.

Trixie, please don't think we old timers are not appreciative.  You will be aggressively thanked in person in merely 2 weeks!

[landshark]

Hey Trixie!  Come on by Run-A-Muck when you get to town and we can haggle about your medallions over 4 or 5 shots of Crunchy Frog (a.k.a. The Great "Negotiator").

Take bacon with you and he won't notice the club in your other hand. 

Guys... the LADY'S name is LARA!

Auntie Hope 

Thanks Hope.  And thank you for being the only one out of this group that has even thanked me for spending a ton of money and my time trying to do something nice for you all.

Lara, do know that we love a girl with a fun spirit and that is why they are pokin at ya. I am sure the things you do for fest will not go unaprieciated .

Mik/Landshark

[Lisa Delia]

Awww, Lara left us!  Bummer.  Come baaaaaccck!

[Cindy Lou]

Well it looks like the virgins aren't so tough after all with their big ol' challenges!   
Like Debbie said, she started this.  In this group you better not start something you can't finish!  I'm sure once the moon cycle goes around again she'll get over her bad self and get back up on her stripper pole and hurl friendly insults back at the veterans.   

[erndog]

COME BACK LARA AND THANKS!  WE MISS YOU ALREADY!!!!   

[TellurideTom]

I'm really sorry the Lara took the jokes and ribbing too seriously and decided to leave the forum.
I'll still be looking forward to meeting her in Telluride.

[landshark]

I'm really sorry the Lara took the jokes and ribbing too seriously and decided to leave the forum.
I'll still be looking forward to meeting her in Telluride.

Yes she emailed me and is very put off by Hooch's comments. We love you Hooch but.....take it easy on her till she gets to know you.

[Cindy Lou]

I'm really sorry the Lara took the jokes and ribbing too seriously and decided to leave the forum.
I'll still be looking forward to meeting her in Telluride.

Yes she emailed me and is very put off by Hooch's comments. We love you Hooch but.....take it easy on her till she gets to know you.

Ah, poor little baby got her little feelers hurt.     Good grief, if ya can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen.  TBF isn't a fest for wimps, woosies, or whiners!