OK... so I think you should do the following in order to soothe those Pre-Fest "ants in your pants:"
1. Completely pack your car tonight.
2. Drive to work this evening, start a tarp line at the front door of your work establishment by leaving a festival chair.
3. Unload camp into company parking lot.
4. Move your car 5-10 miles away (you could just take it home), and return to work using some form of public transportation or on your bicycle.
5. Set up tent, make dinner from your cooler and yell FESTIVAAALLLL to passing motorists.
6. Grab warm blanket and sleep in front of workplace entrance.
7. Very early in the morning, string a rope across workplace entrance.
8. Pass out numbers to co-workers/instruct them to return at 9:00 AM. (Be sure to give yourself #6)
9. Using a boom box, play tape recorded bag pipes,
10. Line Co-workers up, drop the rope and yell "FESTIVAALLLLL!"
11. Race all co-workers into building, jumping over as many as possible, and throw out tarp in open space as close as you can get it to your office/desk.
12. Weigh down corners of tarp... return to camp/car and collect festy chairs, sunblock, flag, and Camelbacks filled with libations.
13. Spend the day doing as much work as possible from your tarp, taking breaks every hour or so to go to the bathroom, play hacky sak, do some hooping
and yell "FESTIVAAAALLLL!!!"
14. Jump up and yell "WE LOVE YOU!!!" to boss everytime he walks by your office/desk.
15. Invite co-workers to camp out in parking lot for communal dinner/picking/sing along. Trade homebrew techniques/recipes. Don't forget to return your tarp, festy chairs, sunblock, and flat, etc. to your camp in company parking lot.
xoxo
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