Ya know, I'm sick and tired of you Brits showing up, being all friendly and lovable (yet pale with a jacked-up accent), then leaving and never coming back. First it was Sam and Sam, then you and Lenny and Mark. You guys suck! No wonder we seceded from your country and formed our own fun and tanned statehood! You are like a big country of teases!! It's like having a prom date who leaves the dance with someone else just like that movie....which I can't remember. It may have had Molly Ringwald in it. Or another 80's chick. Hard to say now. My point is that if you don't come back next year you will never get Crunchy Frog again, which your doctor may approve of but I don't! Besides, we all have to die of something. You can only hope your eulogy is as funny as someone saying, "She was done in by 'The Frog'".
Ha ha! If you think I'm never coming back you've got another thing coming Hooch!
I'm sorry but you're not going to get rid of me that easily!
Me and Dayton count on coming back for 2011, and having THE best newbie-returning celebration you've ever seen!
And the year after that, and the year after that, and the year after that...
And when I can afford it, I'll fly my whole family over, mum and dad and sister and brother! Yep, the full British bluegrass invasion! And THEN you'll be sorry you befriended me in the first place!
No, seriously, we're only missing out this year (and it's been heart-wrenching, I can tell you), because of strictly unmovable immigration laws.
When I left last year, all I could think about was coming back. I just avoid visiting the forum too often because it breaks my heart to hear about all the fun we'll be missing out on. AND because of Alison Krauss. Enough said.
If there's a place that my heart calls me back to, it's Town Park at TBF.
You haven't seen the last of me
Now carry on with the festipreping
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